Detechtive

Detectives dealing with high tech crimes. Such as digital forensic investigations involving cell phones or computer extractions for evidence.

This computer needs to be forensically examined by a high tech crimes detechtive.

by Captain TJD August 21, 2018

dattebayo

A phrase said by Naruto form the hit anime.
Mistakenly translated as believe it, to a speaker of Japanese, this word is gibberish, but it's made up of suffixes and prefixes that basically define Naruto as a hillbilly.

Da translates to a very informal "to be"
-tte is an rural and uncommon version of -to, meaning "like that" or "in that case"
-ba is an older conditional ending, like "if, then it could"
-yo is an informal word meaning "I tell you" and comes off as arrogant.

Basically it translates (nonsensically) to "If in that case, it could be, I tell you!"
When Naruto says this, any Japanese person sees him as a know-it-all fool.

Naruto says "Dattebayo" or "(verb root)-ttebayo" meaning (nonsensically) "If in that case, it could be, I tell you!" (dattebayo) or "If in that case, I could (verb action), I tell you!" ({verb root}-ttebayo)


parts of dattebayo

たべる -> たべれば
(taberu -> tabere-ba) conditional -ba
あいつと -> あいつって
(aitsu-to -> aitsu-tte) -to -- "that guy" from Tokyo dialect to rural dialect
(Ja -> ya -> da) "da" rural version of ja (informal for desu - to be)
ないよ
(nai-yo) the yo is used for emphasis on information, like "I tell you!" or "Don't you know?"

by VjustV February 28, 2009

Detective Sparrow

Where a homosexual male is fingered then taken from the rear.

Ted performed the Detective Sparrow on Bill one night after ballot lessons.

by mbillings October 12, 2010

desteney

Desteney is crazy down to ride loving caring young beautiful lady. She has that inner spark that everyone else loves to be around. She is honestly the best friend everyone wants and the ideal girlfriend for many she is very compassionate and caring for animals she is also very adventurous. She will go to extremes for someone she cares deeply for and if you know or have a Desteney u better not lose her because she doesn’t give second chances. Everyone needs a Desteney.

Guy: Desteney is so beautiful I want her to be mine.

Girl: I know I wish I was like Desteney

by Anonymous five March 10, 2019

Detectified

It's when a person has bestowed the knowledge of detectivism on another human being.

You just got detectified bi*ch

by The detectifiers February 18, 2020

Dattebane

This is basically Dattebayo, But its Kushina's edition.

Dattebane!
Dattebayo!
A huge similarity, "Dattebane" is a catchphrase used by Kushina Uzumaki from the Show Naruto Shippuden,

There is also Dattebasa i believe used by Boruto Uzumaki. From the show Boruto Naruto's Next Generations!

Kushina : Pancakes DATTEBANE!
Minato : Yes ( IN MINATO'S HEAD : All i do is suffer in this mere family, i cook and i clean)
Baby Naruto : Prancakes?! DATTEBAYO
Kushina : Thats my son! DATTEBANE

by IKozuriii <: February 28, 2021

Denter

a Denter is someone who is different than what is considered normal or typical; someone who behaves, lives, or thinks differently. This includes rebels of societal norms, neurodivergent individuals, and anyone who is considered different or unique.

1) "That dude never listens to mainstream music, he's such a denter!"

2) "She doesn't believe in religion or astrology. she's such a denter!"

3) "He always wears the weirdest and most unique stuff, he's such a denter!"

4) "She's not like anybody else, she's such a denter!"

5) "I just had a deep conversation with a real denter and he blew my mind."

by David Venter August 31, 2022