african dessert

If a person comes to kill you and you beat him senseless, then anally violate him.

That Adebisi sure likes African dessert.

by D-Snizlit June 30, 2006

Cookie Dessert

You don't want to know. Seriously, don't even ask.

Hey, wanna come over for some cookie dessert after pancakes & nachos?

by BiggusDickus1 August 23, 2016

dessert

the consummation of a fully satiating one-time-only date; i.e., dinner...sex

The night was almost complete, all it needed was little dessert upstairs.

by tomshray August 4, 2009

dessert

If one says that they want to 'buy you a dessert', they're insinuating sexual (usually female on female) interest.

"Oh Lisa! Won't you buy me a dessert?"
"Of course Sarah!"

by francaiseviolon May 11, 2009

dessert

1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"

3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).

1. That dessert was bomb diggity. Fuck Taco Bell's fourth meal.

2. Damn you chocolately brownie explosion!

3. That McFlurry killed Grandpa!

by Swandizzle March 25, 2008

Desserped

To be really happy About something great that’s actually not great

John: “I’m hella depressed, man. Karen left with my kids.”
Frank: “Nah, man, you’re actually desserped because you’re free from those little f*ckers.”

by BigboiFeds January 13, 2019

Dessert Alert

When there's a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. You can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, "Dessert Alert."

Anna: (thinking to herself) Look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! I have to tell Rachel about it!!...
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.

by Uhnah May 16, 2010