dense breasts

hard boobies that don't sag when you remove the "over the shoulder boulder holder."

Dense breasts:

Damn she got those dense breastesses upon her chestesses

by natdiggitydog September 28, 2016

dense cabbage

Someone is who's just generally dumb

If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.

by Comrade.eXe June 26, 2019

Hella Dense

Referring to someone or something that is dumb/ugly/lame

"That party was hella dense"

by yooitsariel December 22, 2014

dense bread

A lot of money.

"Damn that's some dense bread ya got there rick"

by TheFuriousMustardSquancher November 18, 2016

Dense of Humour

A person who is exceptionally stupid and lacks the capacity to understand simple humour. ie never finds anything funny

Trevor: That was a joke, You are so dense of humour mate

by Zentient_Being July 24, 2023

Dense Cabbage

An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.

John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."

by axelgust30 November 14, 2021

Dense cloud

Somebody who is a dumbass and does nothing atall.

Person 1: Jake is such a Dense cloud.

Person 2: Yeah he is a bit thick.

by hyattandy January 12, 2009