He is a big brolick black dude named fucking Demetrius
And he’s also a sex offender
And is morbaly obese
And he’s also a sex offender
And is morbaly obese
by Demetriosalah January 6, 2022
Get the Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James lll mug.The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.
Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
by Servant 1832E October 26, 2022
Get the Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III mug.a dominant, yet non chalant guy. Pretty chill and maintains his composure when angry— he’s very mature and is the perfect gentleman.
knows how to treat a lady well. 1000% HUSBAND MATERIAL. also has a wild, aggressive side which is shown in other activities...
knows how to treat a lady well. 1000% HUSBAND MATERIAL. also has a wild, aggressive side which is shown in other activities...
“OMG that dude is so nonchalant, he MUST be calix demetrio.”
“OMG calix demetrio f*cked me last night and he gripped my throat tightly while calmly explaining to him that i was his.”
“OMG calix demetrio f*cked me last night and he gripped my throat tightly while calmly explaining to him that i was his.”
by chickenfryyy January 19, 2021
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Girl 2: Oh I know he is such a Demetrius
Girl 2: Oh I know he is such a Demetrius
by DAMNyoufinegurl April 21, 2011
Get the Demetrius mug.More cute rather then hot. They're to little boy cute to be hot. But they are so hilarious. Demetre has a really dirty mind, and loves to makes jokes about sex. He's always a Greek boy and has dark brown hair and almost black eyes. An all around great person, a loyal friend, loving, always there when you need him most, but a word of caution, HE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART. He will tear it into pieces and scatter them far and wide. trust me I know. It seems like he likes you and then when someone better comes along, he'll drop you on the spot.
Girl: (sobbing) Demetre, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Demetre: oh no! That jerk, do you want to talk about it?
Girl: Okay
They talk for a while
Demetre: You gonna be okay?
Girl: Yup, thanks Demetre
Demetre: oh no! That jerk, do you want to talk about it?
Girl: Okay
They talk for a while
Demetre: You gonna be okay?
Girl: Yup, thanks Demetre
by dEmEtReLoVeR October 18, 2010
Get the Demetre mug.A man of usually European decent; usually very wealthy, handsome, charming, and abnormally sweet.
Demetreus's are ALWAYS phenominal in bed and ridiculously well hung. They have a broad sense of humor and excellent fashion sense.
Demetreus's usually have the uncanny ability to seduce just about anyone they want to. Women, men...whatever they like. However, they arent usually in steady relationships long. Demetreus's love to travel and can't afford to be held down.
Demetreus's are ALWAYS phenominal in bed and ridiculously well hung. They have a broad sense of humor and excellent fashion sense.
Demetreus's usually have the uncanny ability to seduce just about anyone they want to. Women, men...whatever they like. However, they arent usually in steady relationships long. Demetreus's love to travel and can't afford to be held down.
Cindy: Damn.....that was a good looking guy you were with?
Chealse: I know! He's rich, owns a LAMBO, and you wouldn't believe how amazing he is in bed!
Donna: Isn't that Demetreus?
Chealse: How would you know?
Donna: I slept with him....
Chealse: I know! He's rich, owns a LAMBO, and you wouldn't believe how amazing he is in bed!
Donna: Isn't that Demetreus?
Chealse: How would you know?
Donna: I slept with him....
by Lambier July 18, 2010
Get the Demetreus mug.French slang describing a girl's pubic hair, shaved entirely except for a small area which is around the same size a metro ticket.
by c'est vraiment moi! January 21, 2010
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