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DeLonge's Syndrome

A condition in which the affected person(s) compulsively swears, talks of beastiality, incest, their fake homosexuality, fecal waste, urination, boobies and masturbation due to obsession with Blink-182's and their guitarist, Tom DeLonge's live performances, interviews and random recordings.
Doctor: Sir, our diagnosis on you is simply DeLonge's Syndrome.

Guy: Shitfuck! That gets me horny! Where's my dog!?
by eldonge13 March 31, 2010
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Tom DeLonge

Tom DeLonge is the greatest known guy in the whole world, hes known for being perverted and gross (but aren't we all), Tom is hott and the greatest quitarist and singer. Hes been in Blink 182, Boxcar Racer and now hes in Angels and Airwaves (like Blink 182 but softer and not as many swears) He is obsessed with aliens and UFO's and he says the only reason he got a computer was to look up UFO websites.
hottest guy, my god, THE GOD, Tom DeLonge got expelled from high school for getting drunk at a baseball game
by XxXVeronicaXxX July 20, 2006
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Delponte Syndrome

One's constant interest to copy those around he or she in a obsessive manner but not realizing he or she is doing it.
Hey, why are you wearing all black clothes like me now,you must have Delponte Syndrome.

Response: Why does it matter?
by chizzo December 21, 2007
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Devonte

a big black man who when asked will deep throat any cock no matter the size
person 1: that man in the dark alley over there is sucking dick
person 2: he must be a Devonte
by esdtrfgyuhijosdhfgcv March 19, 2023
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Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

Tom is a beautiful man,who is very talented who is one third of a super hot and great band Blink 182. Tom DeLonge is also in a band call Box Car Racer. Tom in both his bands has sold millons of copies of all of his cd's around the world. He has done what only some wish they could ever accomplish and what some dream of everyday.Tom is an amazingly hot man. I have never seen someone better looking and talented in one. And too those who mock them that is fine but why bother...you dont like them thats cool but i mean too come on a site that people want to see nice things about a band they like. Then they things like "blink 182 sucks ". It seems pointless and stupid, when people say "oh there not punk!"...who cares whatever they are is what alot of people like...even if you call them count who really cares. So this is a note: I love Tom DeLonge...Thank You and Good night!
by Erin October 23, 2004
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Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

guitarist for blink 182
even if you dont like their music HE IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE
tom hot pants delonge uses his sexiness to rock the socks of every child in the land
by he's fucking beautiful June 19, 2004
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Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

hottest man alive shit!hes in blink-182 he is sooooooooo fuckin hot damn!
when i saw tom live i cried!lol
by lizeth July 24, 2004
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