digital deforestation

The act of sending countless unneccessary volumes of emails seemingly oblivious to the plight of the poor defenseless virtual trees that are being killed to perpetuate such a practice.

I'm so sick of the digital deforestation at this office. If I get another email about the fucking pot luck on Friday, I'm gonna snap!

by Michael T Ellis January 12, 2009

Asian devastation

When your not satisfied from an Asian dick.

I realized I'm not having anymore Asian dick after the Asian Devastation

by UglyFarts123 December 18, 2017

defantation

a blessing bestowed upon those noticeably cheery or happy, leading to good luck or fortune

"dude, defantations on you man...you look really happy today."

"After she gave me her defantation i found 20 dollars on the street!"

by Liz and RJ July 12, 2005

reverse defecation

noun. The act of receptive anal sex from a black male. Apparently named for its visual resemblance to defecation, however, here the nasty brown stool goes in rather than out.

Did you see that blacks-n-blondes all anal film? It was nothing but reverse defecation. Don't be coonfusing that with reverse discrimination.

by Ed123$%^ June 20, 2009

defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet

shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

deforestation

1. Forest Gate train station.
2. chopped down all de trees.
3. a shaved bearded oyster.

1. are you is goin' to de manor park, or deforestation innit?
2. the deforestation in parsloes is all but complete.
3. kylie has suffered deforestation for her work.

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.

He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007