vegan deceleration day

it's a holiday made up by that vegan teacher as a result to her sanity going to the uncanny valley

that vegan teacher: it's vegan deceleration day!

person: ok and?

by dagr8estgamer February 26, 2022

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.

John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?

by meckox November 20, 2016

Halloween Decoration Diarrhea

Too many decorations makes your house look like Halloween Decoration Diarrhea. You must live a stressful life!

That house has Halloween Decoration Diarrhea. It looks like crap

by karmawillgetya October 16, 2016

rapid deceleration syndrome

(abbreviated to RDS)

Term for the effects of travelling at great speed and then hitting an immovable object... such as cuts, bruises, broken limbs, paralysis or death.

Originally military slang, but now used by other groups, for example:
Rock climbers: The effects of falling from a great height.
Cyclists: The effects of misjudging a corner and hitting a wall straight on.

Severe Rapid Deceleration Syndrome or SRDS usually refers to death.

"Is Mike out climbing today?"
"No he took a whipper yesterday, and he's at home recovering from a case of rapid deceleration syndrome"

"I need the day off work to go to a friends funeral - he caught a fatal case of RDS while out biking the other day"

by Jimmy1 January 22, 2007

Declination

The noun for the rejection of an invitiation - most commonly used in Outlook.

When someone sends you a calendar invite through Microsoft Outlook and you decline it, you send them a 'declination'.

by Mr Luxy February 4, 2010

decoration

something added to automobile exhausts (ie whistle tips) to add the sweet sound of "woo-woo"

It's just decoration baby!

by Jolly.Joker February 28, 2009

Deckeration

The art of responding to an email blaming everyone else or everything else for your late reply. The later the reply, the more quotes, bolds, underlines, and font changes required to fool people into thinking you are real busy and know everything.

"Wow, look at the deckeration in this email!
Six different fonts, two bolded words and even 12 different colors!"

by Houie Packhard January 29, 2009