deading

to be in a state of extreme pain or on the way to death

the man came into the hospital screaming as though he was deading

by smalls3000i December 16, 2016

Delarling

n. Contraction of delightful and darling used as a sincere term of endearment.

etym. Skyway, WA invented in a moment of passion.

You are my one true delarling.

Delarling, can we have the dinner conversation BEFORE we get hangry?

by GMB2 September 18, 2020

decadigitarian

People who paid attention in shop class and still have all of their fingers.

The decadigitarians were all poking fun at Stubby for severing his finger in a meat grinder, but Stubby would have the last laugh once they all finished eating dinner.

by VincenteTheGrey March 28, 2022

Human wine decanting

The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".

Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

degrading

To like, idk, call somebodies mom a bitch

HANNAH CALLED MY MOM A BITCH
that’s degrading.
Oh.

by PoopyOld June 14, 2021

Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.

Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked

by Andy April 20, 2004

Hop on Decaying Winter

Two individuals regardless of gender will be compelled to have sex based on how close they are to the person who said it. If the person who said it is close to any human being, that person will be forced to have sex with the person who said it.

"Ayo bro, wanna hop on Decaying Winter?"
"Sure, bro, I've been waiting for this!"

by someone_who_likes_legos March 6, 2023