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Darwin Dad 

An atheist version of God father. Similar principles of the traditional version i.e chosen reliable friend or family member who will always be there for your offspring. Offering assistance and guidance in their upbringing, and just like the majority of traditional versions, never setting foot in a church!
Ben, as a fine upstanding fellow, and with me thinking the world might be a little better without religion, would you do me the honour of being Grace's Darwin Dad?
Darwin Dad by scott wallis February 11, 2017
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Digital darwinism 

The effect of people either falling behind in school or getting killed by texting or using their digital devices instead of paying attention to the world around them.
Digital Darwinism is when a driver runs off the road because they were texting.
Digital Darwinism is when a student fails a test because they weren't paying attention in class, using their phone instead.
Digital darwinism by buzzworkz January 17, 2014
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Ben Bridge darwin 

Absolute fatty bum bum with a wonky girlfriend called maisy
Ben Bridge darwin by Gard dog February 19, 2023
The sweetest most wholesome bean you will ever meet. He is one of a kind and will always listen to you rant about your problems. If you are a smart person, you will never turn your back on a Darwin because his friendship is something people would jump up and down for. He is smart, caring, trustworthy, and loyal and usually weighs about 135 lbs.
HEY LOOK IT'S DARWIN, THE WHOLESOME BEAN!
Darwin by jomam January 28, 2019

darwiniac 

Pejorative for "evolutionary biologist" made up Nazi witch and infamous gobshite Ann Coulter because she has got her head shoved so far up her own arse that she can't accept the evidence of evolution.
Damn you Darwiniacs! It's all a conspiracy! Peppered moths do not rest on tree trunks!
darwiniac by No friend of L_g_s August 7, 2006
A buzzword that creationists use to refer to the theory of evolution. They use this word to try to equate the theory of evolution with ideologies like communism and fascism.

Such a tactic is dishonest. The theory of evolution is not an ideology. Ideologies are PROSCRIPTIVE--they make value judgments and say what should and shouldn't be done. The theory of evolution, like all other scientific theories like gravity, relativity, etc., is DESCRIPTIVE--it describes and explains facts. Such theories are testable by analyzing them to see what the predictions that they make, and then seeing if those predictions match the facts.

For example, applying the theory of relativity predicts where the stars will be. We look at our hubble telescope and see that lo and behold, the stars are indeed where the theory predicts them to be!

The theory of evolution predicts that the evidence will show that humans and chimpanzees are closely related. We look at human chromosome 2, and see that it's virtually totally analagous to two chimp chromosomes, and lo and behold, human chromosome 2 has a fusion site with telomeres in the middle of the chromosome! (Imagine taking the 2 chimp chromosomes and "scotch-taping" them together--that's what human chromosome 2 looks like).

darwinism is an example of a stupid and dishonest creationist buzzword.
darwinism by Harry_Pothead6009 April 21, 2008
Darwin is a very sweet, loving, kind hearted man, he will do everything he can for the ones he loves, he’s very loyal to his people, and never lets anyone down, although he doesn’t like to show is Darwin had the warmest heart ever, he is perfect. And he has a huge throbbing dick.
Isn’t Darwin the sweetest just look at his big cock
Darwin by Sir shokran December 15, 2019