darwiniac

Pejorative for "evolutionary biologist" made up Nazi witch and infamous gobshite Ann Coulter because she has got her head shoved so far up her own arse that she can't accept the evidence of evolution.

Damn you Darwiniacs! It's all a conspiracy! Peppered moths do not rest on tree trunks!

by No friend of L_g_s August 7, 2006

Darwiniac

Individual who regularily posts on Usenet in the newsgroup talk.origins, pretending he/she knows anything about biology or the delicate front for atheism, aka Evolution.
Also, an individual who commonly refers to the website talkorigins.org.

"You freaking Darwiniac, godless soul."

by Dr. B. Ology August 2, 2006

Darwinism

The process by which, via natural selection, unfit specimens remove themselves from the gene pool. See Darwin Awards.

He lit up a match to check if the tank had gas in it. Darwinism ensued.

by Dense Fog September 8, 2005

Drainiac

Someone who goes to Any length to win an arguement and Won't let the conversation drop when it is exhausted even resorting to following you around making useless points to your back.

"Jeez Man, don't be such a Drainiac....You win the debate.....now leave me alone !"

by rusty nailder April 21, 2010

Cognitive Darwinism

The conscious decision to choose the less favorable of two choices resulting in greater probability of a bad outcome.

Refusing to vaccinate to protect yourself is cognitive Darwinism at its finest.

by Pablo Tornado September 27, 2021

Cerebral Darwinism

Cerebral darwinism is the theory that the fittest brain cells survive through the process of neurological natural selection.

After all the drugs and alcohol he did in high school and college his friends were amazed that he was still a very intelligent, articulate person but he explained that this was a result of cerebral darwinism and that the brain cells that had survived the various assaults of drugs and alcohol and various head injuries incurred in drunk and drugged out stupors, were the fittest brain cells and were actually super brain cells. Those that didn't make it were eliminated by the process of neurological natural selection.

by jmspaesq October 30, 2010

Anarcho-Darwinism

A political philosophy where everyone does whatever they want. There are laws. But, whoever wants to do evil things will naturally get beat up by the rest of society. Rapists obviously will get killed by other males given a lawless society. Little by little evil people and evil actions will get conditioned out of the human race, thus leaving only good people.

Anarcho-Darwinism is better than being a Democrat, Republican, Anarcho-Communist, and Anarcho-Capitalist.

by Sirlottawin May 20, 2017