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Darwiniac 

Individual who regularily posts on Usenet in the newsgroup talk.origins, pretending he/she knows anything about biology or the delicate front for atheism, aka Evolution.
Also, an individual who commonly refers to the website talkorigins.org.
"You freaking Darwiniac, godless soul."
Darwiniac by Dr. B. Ology August 2, 2006
The process by which, via natural selection, unfit specimens remove themselves from the gene pool. See Darwin Awards.
He lit up a match to check if the tank had gas in it. Darwinism ensued.
Darwinism by Dense Fog September 8, 2005

Drainiac 

Someone who goes to Any length to win an arguement and Won't let the conversation drop when it is exhausted even resorting to following you around making useless points to your back.
"Jeez Man, don't be such a Drainiac....You win the debate.....now leave me alone !"
Drainiac by rusty nailder April 21, 2010

Cognitive Darwinism 

The conscious decision to choose the less favorable of two choices resulting in greater probability of a bad outcome.
Refusing to vaccinate to protect yourself is cognitive Darwinism at its finest.
Cognitive Darwinism by Pablo Tornado September 27, 2021

Cerebral Darwinism 

Cerebral darwinism is the theory that the fittest brain cells survive through the process of neurological natural selection.
After all the drugs and alcohol he did in high school and college his friends were amazed that he was still a very intelligent, articulate person but he explained that this was a result of cerebral darwinism and that the brain cells that had survived the various assaults of drugs and alcohol and various head injuries incurred in drunk and drugged out stupors, were the fittest brain cells and were actually super brain cells. Those that didn't make it were eliminated by the process of neurological natural selection.
Cerebral Darwinism by jmspaesq October 30, 2010

Anarcho-Darwinism 

A political philosophy where everyone does whatever they want. There are laws. But, whoever wants to do evil things will naturally get beat up by the rest of society. Rapists obviously will get killed by other males given a lawless society. Little by little evil people and evil actions will get conditioned out of the human race, thus leaving only good people.
Anarcho-Darwinism is better than being a Democrat, Republican, Anarcho-Communist, and Anarcho-Capitalist.
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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