A male or female who appears to one as attractive, until they get to know the person and become disappointed to find out they have absolutely no personality.
Girl 1: How are things with Will?
Girl 2: Ah, I'm so disappointed. He seemed perfect, but every date with him feels like forever because he's so dull.
Girl 1: Haha, he sounds like a total doorknob. You'd better ditch him.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl over there. Pretty hot, right?
Guy 2: Oh, Stacy? We used to date, but then I realized she was a total doorknob. Nothing to her. She can barely hold a two minute conversation.
Girl 2: Ah, I'm so disappointed. He seemed perfect, but every date with him feels like forever because he's so dull.
Girl 1: Haha, he sounds like a total doorknob. You'd better ditch him.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl over there. Pretty hot, right?
Guy 2: Oh, Stacy? We used to date, but then I realized she was a total doorknob. Nothing to her. She can barely hold a two minute conversation.
by awyeah18 June 22, 2011
Get the Doorknob mug.It is literally a rubber band hanging on the doorknob, used to warn a roommate(usually in college dorms) that the other is currently having sex in that room.
If your ever having sex and you dont want your roommate to come in by accedent then just put a rubberband on the doorknob.
by voodoom August 21, 2006
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Deadpool's name for his guns.
A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.
A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.
by Merc of a Mouth January 10, 2013
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by The Music Beat October 29, 2011
Get the Doorknob mug.A farting game. When someone farts who is playing the game, he/she must say "safety" before another participant says "doorknobs." If "doorknobs" is spoke before "safety," the farter can be punched in the shoulder unless said farter touches a doorknob. When played by veterans, the pre-fart safety, "pre-safety," can be employed for no more than two minutes to allow for those times of uncertain gastric distress.
Me: <fart>
Other: "Doorknobs!"
Me: Moves toward closest doorknob too slowly.
Other: <smacks me in the shoulder hard>
Both: Laugh.
Other: "Doorknobs!"
Me: Moves toward closest doorknob too slowly.
Other: <smacks me in the shoulder hard>
Both: Laugh.
by Project Specifications August 5, 2012
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The act of fisting your partner during sexual relations; when the hand is in the fist postion and fully inserted in the rectum, it is turned clockwise 90 degrees the way one turns a doorknob
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The act of fisting your partner during sexual relations; when the hand is in the fist postion and fully inserted in the rectum, it is turned clockwise 90 degrees the way one turns a doorknob
After we saw Twighlight, my ex-boyfriend gave me the golden doorknob. I was thinking about vampires the entire time!
by MyExRex December 31, 2009
Get the Golden Doorknob mug.Safety/doorknob is a game where if someone farts, the perpetrator must say “safety” before anyone else can say “doorknob”. If the perpretrator fails to say “safety” before anyone says “doorknob”, anyone is allowed to punch the perpetrator as many times as they want until the perpetrator touches a doorknob. Some variations exist where a door handle is acceptable.
Fatass: *farts*
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game
by Al Coholick January 24, 2022
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