hammered dog shit

A. any soldier whos sucks at life.
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable
Mcknight, you look like hammered dog shit.
by MANNAMEDJACK March 05, 2009
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Western Dog Shit

1. Anything made in America or Europe that is a pale imitation of its Japanese or otherwise foreign counterpart. Take -any- Hollywood movie based on a Japanese video game or anime.

2.. Anything that exploits the ideals of western culture to create a very generic product. Almost any Reality TV show or First-Person Shooter.
1. "Dude did you see Dragonball Evolution? Its pure western dog shit that's nothing like the anime."

2. "I really hate this show, it's so fake. Anyone can tell she's crying crocodile tears. What western dog shit this is."
by Name already being used. October 07, 2009
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Horny dog shit

When good fortune comes your way it is horny dog shit
That's some horny dog shit.
by jackson thrust May 30, 2019
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dog shit Cuisinart

Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.
I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.
by wolfbait51 June 06, 2011
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dog shit breath

When someone's breath smells like dog shit
Don't talk to me you've got dog shit breath!
by nockcose February 13, 2016
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JRDS (Junior Dog Shit)

A term used in the junior exploration /resource sector. Specifically referring to a deal that is publically traded. Most commonly referred to TSX Venture listed deals.

First coined by an Investor Relations representaive (Vancouver, BC based) to describe his thoughts on the majority of Venture listed deals durring the markets meltdown in 2008.

"That deal is such a piece of JRDS (Junior Dog Shit), I wouldn't touch it!"
Describing a stock listed on the Venture Exchange: " That deal is such a piece of JRDS (Junior Dog Shit), I wouldn't touch it!"
by BudFoxx December 20, 2011
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Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.
Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.
by Russessabagina December 20, 2009
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