Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?
Hey, you've seen Christine, right.
Yeah, why
Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?
No, but the carpet matches the curtains
Oh, thanks.
curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,
welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair
Yeah, why
Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?
No, but the carpet matches the curtains
Oh, thanks.
curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,
welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair
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Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.
Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.
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Get the Does a bear shit in the woods? mug.obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
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by saying no, men imply that women are too skinny for their own good
by saying yes, they are insulting their grl and calling them fat.
by saying you look perfect, women infer that men are hesitant to answer meaning that they have no commitment to the relationship
by saying no, men imply that women are too skinny for their own good
by saying yes, they are insulting their grl and calling them fat.
by saying you look perfect, women infer that men are hesitant to answer meaning that they have no commitment to the relationship
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Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.
Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.
"Does the Pope shit in the woods." or "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" are both examples of phrases to use to be like the dude.
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