dit wad

A scatterbrained individual. Same as ditz with more emphasis.

Jul 7, 2007 ... originally in the urban dictionary (Google it)
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My cat is such a dit wad. He falls in waterdish at least twice a day!
by Damien5280 April 12, 2009
mugGet the dit wadmug.

dit head

a fucking idiot

or

the "dit" is like saying dick so i could be a dick head
"WHY YOU GOT TO BE SPILLINNN BEER AND SHIT!" "YOUR SUCH A DIT HEAD!"
by D.CATBITCH March 31, 2009
mugGet the dit headmug.

Pun-dit

a person who habitually uses puns in conversation; an asshole.
“Hey did you see my new Urban Dictionary word? I totally PUN-DIT.”
“You’re an asshole.”
by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013
mugGet the Pun-ditmug.

dit

"yo bit how my dit tate?"
-yo bitch how'd my dick taste?
by hicks June 2, 2004
mugGet the ditmug.

Dit sqeeze

Meaning goofy, stupid, scared or fuck boy
"Man don't be such a dit sqeeze just ask Sara out."
by Will Krumholz August 26, 2011
mugGet the Dit sqeezemug.

dit me VNPT

If you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that they are frustrating with the internet bandwidth and they are most likely to live with the lag or unplayable.
"HOLY SHIT I'm randomly teleporting all around the map, dit me VNPT ping cao vai ca lon!"

"Fuck! we lose the round! Why I can't hear the plant bomb sound? dit me VNPT" - "You randomly have 3-6% loss that's why you can't hear the plant bomb sound."
by DekaiUmi March 10, 2022
mugGet the dit me VNPTmug.

dit me FPT

when you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their internet bandwidth is cut and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
"He is randomly teleporting around the map, he must be cheating!" - "Don't be worried, he just said "dit me fpt", he's just lagging."

"Stop AFK-ing ever so frequently, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't play, it's dit me fpt"
by I'm Tran, not Nguyen March 31, 2020
mugGet the dit me FPTmug.

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