When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.
by JohnsonSwellz June 18, 2016
by Obama Mama September 18, 2008
by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017
a person that can't follow simple instructions, and constantly aggravates everyone they come in contact with
Dude 1: "bro there was a real dixy dipstick out in the parking lot this morning"
Dude 2: "what he do?"
Dude 1: "this guy took up four parking spaces for his shitty car."
Dude 2: "what he do?"
Dude 1: "this guy took up four parking spaces for his shitty car."
by Zandigas November 19, 2017
by j bizzle the diesel fizzle April 04, 2006
Whence entering a female from the backside doggy-style whilst enjoying a hearty lipper of chaw, the act of pulling out of the vay-jay, hawking a copious amount of dip spit on to your peenie and then plunging into the poor girl's poopshoot. Kentucky dipstick.
by CreepyStevie August 31, 2009
I'm going to check her oil with my freaky dipstick.
by Grandpajonny July 01, 2005