Rusty Dipstick

the act of intercourse in the vagina with shit on the cock right after anal sex

Ryan: Yo Billy...what's the worst thing you ever done to a girl sexually?
Billy: A gave Melanie the rusty dipstick

by Verdikt Prank Calls March 10, 2009

Dipstick and Lipstick

John McCain and Sarah Palin

Don't waste your vote on ol' Dipstick and Lipstick.

by Obama Mama October 30, 2008

checking the dipstick

When a girl fingers a guy's asshole while sucking you off.

Man, Kim is a crazy bitch! The other night she was checking the dipstick.

by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017

dixy dipstick

a person that can't follow simple instructions, and constantly aggravates everyone they come in contact with

Dude 1: "bro there was a real dixy dipstick out in the parking lot this morning"
Dude 2: "what he do?"
Dude 1: "this guy took up four parking spaces for his shitty car."

by Zandigas November 19, 2017

dipstick jim

one who does oil changes and forgets to put oil back in, causing engine failure. FUCKING AWESOME!

dipstick jim really did a fucking number on that focus didn't he?....lol

by j bizzle the diesel fizzle April 23, 2006

Kentucky Dipstick

Whence entering a female from the backside doggy-style whilst enjoying a hearty lipper of chaw, the act of pulling out of the vay-jay, hawking a copious amount of dip spit on to your peenie and then plunging into the poor girl's poopshoot. Kentucky dipstick.

I decided to check my girl's oil, and surprise her with a righteous ol' Kentucky dipstick.

by CreepyStevie September 1, 2009

freaky dipstick

the male genitalia in erect form

I'm going to check her oil with my freaky dipstick.

by Grandpajonny July 14, 2005