promoted to customer 

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

promoted to customer by slipsheet June 25, 2006

customwoodburning 

the shittiest most wonderful wood burner in the whole wide world❤️ her sneaky link is mt mak and her pookie bear is fiona apples poo 55 y🥺🥺 signed -customwoodburninghastits

hey, let’s go watch customwoodburnings liv and spam it with “will you be my pookie bear?”

customwoodburning by customwoodburninghastits August 20, 2021

Custard Cruncher 

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

Custard Cruncher by custard001 September 26, 2018

Custeristic 

adj. reckless leadership with total disregard for human safety; leading people into a massacre. Word is a reference to "Custer's Last Stand" at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

Illinois Black Panther Party leader Fred Hampton condemned the ill-planned actions of the Weathermen's "Days of Rage" demonstrations as Custeristic.

Custeristic by Reinamaria March 7, 2013

Protective Custody

Protective custody is the place in county jail where the snitches, child molesters and homosexuals are placed. PC for short. PC punks are what the inmates are called.

Dumbass is now in protective custody because he snitched to the guards about homeboy making pruno.

Protective Custody by ronmetrx1 June 19, 2011

Rhubarb and custard 

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

Rhubarb and custard by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Fishfingers and Custard 

The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!

*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*

Amelia Pond: Funny.

Fishfingers and Custard by heyitsyouknowwho November 5, 2011