Fat Curtain

When someone is so fat that their shirt or blouse won't touch their pants but instead hangs in front like a curtain in front of their pants.

Billy: Did you see Mrs. Macky's fat curtain today.

Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.

by CrunkMagnum November 8, 2009

Baggy Curtains

When a females' labia minora is very stretched and so resembles a pair of Baggy Curtains

Female
Q.
"Did it feel good"?

Male
A. "Hell yeah, I was wearing your Baggy Curtains like hunting cap flaps they so long!"

by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

Curtain Twank

The act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. The performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the sexual act taking place.

Chris curtain twanked in his hotel room receiving sexual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.

by howlingmadwilger June 6, 2015

Cum curtain

A curtain surrounding a bunk bed primarily put up in college dorm rooms to allow discrete cumming in bed

Zach saw Connor in a speedo and promptly put up his cum curtain to have a quick wank.

by anonymousussy69 May 6, 2023

Shower Curtain

A curtain for you shower.

“Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 23, 2021

Close The Curtains

Definition 1:To commit Suicide/ End your life

Definition 2: to End or Discontinue something

Person 1: You and Laiylah still date?

Person 2: Yeah I love her to death, but I know one thing for certain, if she leaves I’ll Close The Curtains

by Jaiylor May 24, 2020

bobo curtains

When you go to take a shit at work and the previous stall user left toilet paper hanging over the sides of the door so no one could peek inside the cracks.

Bob is so paranoid to take a shit at work he hangs bobo curtains up so nobody can peek inside and see who's there when really someone else has to shit to and is trying to see if the door is locked.

by Sgt Huggies February 26, 2018