Oral Crucifixion

The act of punishing someone for saying something so sinful that a crucifix must be shoved into their mouth as though it were a huge black cock to prevent them from continuing.

"Yeah, Traci was talking about my grandma and I couldn't handle it anymore so I grabbed the cross and gave her a good old oral crucifixion"

by StripperAstronaut July 3, 2017

crucify the savior

v. To get the job done - particularly a job involving difficult work. To take care of business. To succeed in a challenging endeavour.

This phrase originates from the nasty business of Jesus' crucifixion, which was gotten done for the sins of mankind and resulted in something glorious.

Dan: Did you study for the test this morning?

Bill: Studied my ass off, man! I'm gonna crucify the savior!

by GabrielSix August 21, 2005

Geek Crucifix

Any piece of technology that is suspended from the wearer's neck by a lanyard, such as USB thumb drives, space pens or cellphones.

Special credit is given if your lanyard is branded by a cool or wondrously obscure company, site or reference.

"Jim is never without his geek crucifix, he's such a nerd."

She: "I'd so like him, but can't get past his geek crucifixes."

"I need to transfer a file, quick, give me your crucifix,"

by Ross Brunson February 17, 2009

curbing

v. The act of knocking someone out and then placing thier open mouth on a curb so that when the back of the skull is repeatedly stopmed on all of their teeth get broken.

I beat the shit out of him and then curbed his ass.

by Jay Tang January 3, 2005

crucifat

In MMA, a crucifix position held by a very fat person, as popularized by Roy "Big Country" Nelson.

I thought Roy Nelson was going for the crucifat, but damn that was an awesome KO.

by S. Guardian Del December 6, 2009

Curchy

A disease afflicting gay men characterized by the urethra screaming like a worm from the film "Tremors."

"Heard Sandra broke up with Ryan...""Yeah, she found out that queer had the Curchy...won't be fooling around with him again I'll bet."

by EkinnE June 7, 2012

curacious

An adjective that describes a person in a postive way, curacious is a combination of crazy, courageous, gracious, and amicable.
A curacious person is multi-faceted; they can be daring and polite at the same time. Being amicable, they get along with everyone; being gracious, if they don't like you, you won't find out until they leave you a nasty post-script in their will.
Curacious people are highly respected, but often misunderstood; since they don't want to offend anyone, they courageously let everyone think they're crazy. However, the curacious person's own special brand of heroism will soon endear them to others.

In this example, we see two girls commenting on the curacious behaviour of their friend, Jenna.
Girl 1: Wow, Jenna just dashed backward through traffic, dodging cars, firebolts, and falling pianos, to hold the door open for that old lady!
Girl 2: She sure is curacious!
Girl 1: Yeah, and she's in all my classes!
Girl 2: Huh?
Girl 1: Never mind.

by sibyl-in-black November 8, 2006