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Clinton Turbulence

Aviation Term: A type of turbulence that does not stress the airframe of an aircraft in any way (like severe turbulence), but could occur to anyone on the Clinton's hitlist flying in an aircraft that knows a little too much..
Pilot 1: "Oh did you hear about Clintons ex lawyer Dana Hyde died from turbulence"

Pilot 2: "Yeah, it wasn't severe turbulence, she died from a Clinton Turbulence ".
by Captain Nadia Marcinko March 10, 2023
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wake turbulence

Da chaotic "whirlwinds" of aggravation dat occur when someone gets roused from a deep slumber.
Da term "wake turbulence" can also refer to a noisy disruption dat occurs during a paying-of-respects gathering, da arrival of da vocally-disgusted Doc Robinson during da King and Duke's disgraceful sham of a mourning-service comes to mind.
by QuacksO March 27, 2025
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NutZack Turbulence

When you:

1) Readjust your NutZack nothing sexual and it causes NutZack Turbulence.

2) When you bust a nut and NutZack Turbulence NZT. Then get PNC.
1) Need to readjust my nut. *NutZack Turbulence.

Need NutZack Turbulence. *Goes to the bathroom. *NutZack Turbulence. *Destroying Colleges. *Destroying Buildings. *Destroying offices. *Destroying hospitals. *PNC.
by HawaiianPunch1 March 19, 2026
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Bottom Turbulence

To aggressively masturbate while upside-down. Ideally done with the head well below the waist for minimal blood flow to the brain.
I got no sleep last night, the upstairs neighbor was bottom turbulenceing and shouting all night!
by Freezerr November 8, 2025
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Patch of turbulence

I was swiping right one after another on tinder and then came across a patch of turbulence when the next 8 were ugly as hell itself.
by DaRealDuby October 30, 2018
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Nut Sack Turbulence

It's when either:

1) You grab your nutsack to adjust it and nothing sexual.

2) You bust a nut and achieve PNC.
1) Ahhh. The nutsack is in a bad position. Better readjust it. *nut sack turbulence

2) Good. No one's around. Grabs nut. *Nut Sack Turbulence. *Earthquake. *Destroying colleges. *Destroying offices. * Destroying hospitals. *PNC sweet relief. *Nut Zack Turbulence
by HawaiianPunch1 March 19, 2026
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