A conservative that is in support of and encourages state/political/hateful violence but, after such violence occurs, claims that it was done by BLM, Antifa, and the overall left.
Conservative: “The storming of the Capitol is the voice of the unheard! Civil war, now!”
*literally the next day*
Conservative: “Antifa posed as Trump supporters and staged the attack!”
Person: “Christ, man, you’re Schrödinger’s Conservative or some shit.”
*literally the next day*
Conservative: “Antifa posed as Trump supporters and staged the attack!”
Person: “Christ, man, you’re Schrödinger’s Conservative or some shit.”
by Necrodancy January 9, 2021
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This term is often used when something is taken past normal limitations and specifications.
This decision often saves the company from short term expenses and explanations but in a longer time frame can cost several times more than the early simple fix would have.
This term is often used when something is taken past normal limitations and specifications.
This decision often saves the company from short term expenses and explanations but in a longer time frame can cost several times more than the early simple fix would have.
Employee: Sir, there is no oil in the engine and the manual says to immediately shut down and fill with oil.
Manager: After looking at the problem, we have used our conservative decision making that the engine must still be ran for the time being until we have the funds and a good time to add oil.
2 days later.
Employee: Well sir, I told you there was no oil in the engine and due to our conservative decision making we decided to keep it running but it now will no longer operate until we buy a replacement engine.
Manager: After looking at the problem, we have used our conservative decision making that the engine must still be ran for the time being until we have the funds and a good time to add oil.
2 days later.
Employee: Well sir, I told you there was no oil in the engine and due to our conservative decision making we decided to keep it running but it now will no longer operate until we buy a replacement engine.
by Workerbees February 14, 2012
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That one kid at your school that almost never talks. This individual watches "Ben Shapiro destroys liberals" type of videos on the daily, he would always start an argument with feminists. His behaviors is very much like that of an incel. He unironicly uses words like "libtard" and "cuck" and thinks anyone that's a liberal is a SJW. Someone expressing a thought that he considers slightly liberal will cause him to start an "argument" calling you one of the previously written words. The conservative kid also thinks using Pepe memes will "trigger the libs". Posts edgy and offensive memes and waits for someone to get offended just to call them a "triggered pussy". his taste in memes consist of bashing liberals and talking about how "fragile" they are, then proceed to make a tantrum when he gets in an argument with a liberal in the internet. Its common that the conservative kids favorite school subject is History and calls himself a "history geek". The conservative kid is, in other words, the right-wing version of a SJW.
person 1: Hey Son how was your first day of school?
person 2: Pretty entertaining, the conservative kid got in an argument with the classes feminists.
person 2: Pretty entertaining, the conservative kid got in an argument with the classes feminists.
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See also Conservative Libertarian
See also Conservative Libertarian
The Republican Liberty Caucus is an example of an organization the believes in Conservative Libertarianism.
by TheConservativeLibertarian November 16, 2010
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Everyone switching to Parlor is moving to a “conservative Twitter” to openly discuss their pedophilia.
by Ginormous76 November 11, 2020
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A Conservative so ideologically obsessed with finding proof to support their goals that they become blind to the actual truth. Often rejecting any fact or truth deemed inconvenient to their political ideals causing them to look foolish to their peers and opposition.
Originating from comic This Modern World
A Conservative so ideologically obsessed with finding proof to support their goals that they become blind to the actual truth. Often rejecting any fact or truth deemed inconvenient to their political ideals causing them to look foolish to their peers and opposition.
Originating from comic This Modern World
It was clear to everyone that Paul was a Conservative Jones when he refused to except that Obama's birth certificate was real and insisted that the questionable blog he pulled up had proof that there was a conspiracy afoot
by Libertatis December 19, 2014
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1. Fiscal conservatism. A belief in personal responsibility for finances. Scaling back taxation to allow greater control over individual incomes. Conservative thinking promotes cutbacks in public spending enabling tax breaks to be given to those that are earning, and believes in helping those out of work back into self sufficiency.
2. Social conservatism. Contrary to the fiscal conservatism, social conservatives believe in placing restrictions on personal freedoms, resulting in more government involvement into the daily lives of individuals. This is also known as neo-conservative.
1. Fiscal conservatism. A belief in personal responsibility for finances. Scaling back taxation to allow greater control over individual incomes. Conservative thinking promotes cutbacks in public spending enabling tax breaks to be given to those that are earning, and believes in helping those out of work back into self sufficiency.
2. Social conservatism. Contrary to the fiscal conservatism, social conservatives believe in placing restrictions on personal freedoms, resulting in more government involvement into the daily lives of individuals. This is also known as neo-conservative.
by Tony Mosserelli October 5, 2004
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