Cuntary

the art of being a total Cunt, acting or looking like a Cunt, saying things that make it obvious you are in fact a Cunt,

anything Cuntish like:

doesn't matter what you win, we'll always have "istory" this is Cuntary

by chipthechap December 12, 2009

Cuntastic Voyage

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

by FFR09 December 2, 2009

Cuntagonist

A female with a bad personality. A cunt who starts drama and antagonizes people.

That cuntagonist started the fight between her lovers.

by Terriblah January 10, 2009

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

contact orgasm

When your roommate & his/her partner are in the other room having sex, & their orgasms are so screaming loud, you have one just from what you heard

From her room across the hall, Michele heard Teri & Tyrone have such loud orgasms, she had a contact orgasm just from the sound!

by princess wife June 5, 2013

cuntaloupe

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

by andy1 June 11, 2005

boob contact

The substitute for eye contact when a man is talking to a woman with big breasts.Though he may try to make eye contact, it's often unavoidable to sneak a peek.

Jen: Hey Mike
*Mike makes boob contact*
Mike: oh.. Hey Jen. What's up?
Jen: My eyes, for one thing, you perv.
Mike: Sorry, it's like hypnosis

by freakingname July 14, 2007