cumquat

the female version of a blumpkin. A guy will eat a girl out while she is taking a dump.

dude, i gave this girl a cumquat and i threw up everywhere.

by johnnychimpo May 11, 2008

cumquat

drop of cum on the floor

after pull out i created cumquat on the floor

by BOBBY T December 21, 2002

Cumquats

Tities

Your cumquats r huge!

by pendluk April 11, 2009

cumquat

male ejaculation

dude! see all the cumquat on the sheets?

by amber February 26, 2004

cumquatted

To be sexually violated by a small barnacle found living in the pineapple fruit, by being squirted in the face with a vile substance, which is believed to have originated from the barnacles' genitalia.

Vermont: "Damn! This darn pineapple barnacle just went and squirted all over my new shirt!"

Damon: "Awh shoot, you got cumquatted man!"

by Shaniquatermelon June 30, 2012

Cumquatory

Shenanigans.

Stop that cumquatory immediately!!!

by Cumquatory January 28, 2018

cumquat

When you are such a loser and an idiot that you deserve to be insulted twice at once. Started offensively with the root cum and the second half referencing what could be a large vegetable. Like cum dumpster meets a cucumber and should have had an abortion. Political correct way of calling a millennial a faggot. Someone who tries way too hard

Look at that little cumquat over with his "Powered by Plants" yoga pants and sloppy man bun, I saw his last week walking out of a women's studies class. I bet he has 2 moms .

by Maximus112 October 24, 2018