cumguzzler

One who goes into a retail store and badgers the sales people with a bunch of stupid questions and then leaves without making a purchase.

We don't sell those here you cumguzzling old bastard!

by Kodybear July 15, 2008

cumguzzler

1.)a person or thing that is particularly gay or douchey.

2.) a woman(hopefully) that, after the man ejaculates in the womans mouth, she gargles the jizz.

hey that kids is a fucking fag!!

yea hes a cumguzzler!

by the main cumguzzler March 3, 2011

cumguzzlingasian

phat hong

me - dude did you see that phat hong yesterday?
friend - omg he was so annoying dealing cards so slow!
me - what a cumguzzlingasian

by feajgeiowajg March 28, 2009

cumguzzlinghorsefucker

1/ to say to a gum jawed female before the fight.
or really any one.

cocky waffle house waitress .truck stop whore.
best started with 1"you aint nothing but"

2"you g+d damn"

3"wouldnt toucha cumguzzlinghorsefucker like you

whith finishing move such as 1.whore 2.bitch 3.pussy

by cabbage juice August 17, 2009

Cumguzzlry

An entire class of offenses committed in the workplace by co-workers whose whole basis for advancement involves...well, you guessed it. It's not who ya know, but who ya blow!

"I don't how Hillary got the job...must have been an extraordinary act of Cumguzzlry to be sure!"

by mslmnx January 11, 2010

cumguzzla

your mommy, your sister, your aunt, grandmother. etc.

damn that bitch is a cumguzzla

by harrypothead1990 August 4, 2011

Cumguzzler

One who chugs gallons of cum

That boy alex is a cumguzzler. Heblows boys for 10 bucks in the bathroom

by BIGBOIBOCE April 29, 2019