Cuckoo nose

Generally used as a noun to describe someone who did something goofy or silly.

Why did you put Fruity Pebbles in your jell-o? You're such a cuckoo nose!

by Chopped Liver May 14, 2010

Grandfather Cuckoo

To pass the time, have your submissive partner lay on their back. Squat over their face and rhythmically swing your nut sack from side to side in front of your partners face, much like a pendulum. The pendulum motion is not the only resemblance to a clock, as you can faintly hear a ticking with each swing, or better yet, a "smacking" as your nuts strike your partners cheeks with each swing. But this is no ordinary grandfather clock, it is also a Cuckoo clock! But no bird is coming out of this "clock". Instead an 8.5" turd out of your squatting anus right onto the submissive below! Extra Points for nailing the "Cuckoo" on the hour, and without skipping a swing of that pendulum.

My boy Jesse asked how much I know about rare clocks, so I explained I had in fact the rarest of the rare. He need not do anything except lay down and let me unveil to him the Grandfather Cuckoo! He was tickled by the nuts smacking his face, however he was not amused when in an attempt to produce the most beautiful Cuckoo Turd, I exploded diarrhea all over him instead. Let this be a lesson to you, that a trip to Ryans Steakhouse for the Beefaroni is not advised prior to performing the Grandfather Cuckoo.

by SCP2023 April 26, 2023

Cuckoo

A cuckoo is where a chicken has fucked its mum during a school shooting

Man I experienced a cuckoo today at school
That's rough buddy

by Tamra Todoroki July 8, 2021

cuckoo

A trans femme who fits the stereotype of a bitchy blonde mean girl.

Everyone knows not to mess with those cuckoos, they run this school

by StepfordCuckoo June 5, 2023

cuckoo wokeboy

Someone relentlessly pressuring others with an obsessive and radical interpretation to valid liberal values such as equality, fairness and empathy, to the point of actively and aggressively stifling, censoring and canceling any differing opinion. Also clinical oikophobia and self-hatred for being a white middle-class male may be on display.

Ryan has always leaned liberal progressive, but as of late he went full cuckoo wokeboy.

by Spaceman Sean October 10, 2022

cuckoo for cocoa puffs

When a person gets triggered by something into losing all self control and exhibits irrational behavior in front of others.

Stacey saw Kiley give Austin a smooch and went cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

by TheToesKnows September 30, 2023

Cuckoo Woman

A woman who deceives her partner into believing that he is the father of her child, while the biological father is someone else. This term is derived from the behavior of the cuckoo bird, which lays its eggs in other birds' nests, tricking them into raising the cuckoo's offspring.

"After years of thinking he was the father, John discovered his wife was a Cuckoo Woman and the child was someone else's."

by Sakurakage July 13, 2024