Crustlord

Person who has extremely no taste in style, normally wearing a fedora.

“Bro what’s with that guy with the the fedora?”

“Oh the Crustlord?”

by Totalbangerman May 24, 2018

Crusteezy

Crusteezy is a way of saying how something can be both tough, like crust, and easy at the same time.

This math problem is so crusteezy!! The algorithm was pretty easy to learn, but it’s a long process to get the answer.

by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021

pizza crusted

When you get owned or served

J-this test is so stupid
M-just like you
S-ooo you just got pizza crusted

by Dhpickle October 25, 2015

Butt Crusties

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.

Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.

by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017

yellow crusted cum-bubble

A new bird species discovered in Washington, D.C.

Named so for it's uncanny resemblance to Trump's hair style.

Hey, is that a Yellow Crusted Cum-Bubble nesting on Trump's head, or does he look that way intentionally?

by McKrunzle April 1, 2017

Golden-crusted blowjob

A golden-crusted blowjob a when you mix a line of coke with gold dust, line it along a dick and snort. Follow up with a blowjob

Did you hear how wild Stacey after she gave Jake a golden-crusted blowjob last night?

by Donkeydiddler December 31, 2017

Crusted

To get crusted is to get very high through the process of smoking Marijuana.

I am so crusted right now.
I am too crusted to move.
Would you like to get crusted tomorrow night?

by GThane August 18, 2010