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crustacean-aids

It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.

"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.

The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.

"I'll contact you in two weeks.

Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.

When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.

There was no known cure.

The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.

"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."

And they did.
"Jim has crustacean-aids."
'Whats that?'
"Like crabs but worse."
by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015
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crustalized

When ones personal hygiene mutates from crust to a crystallized funk one the body.
Teds eyes had crustalized after his hard nights sleep.
Ted pants had crustalized on his butt after they had been worn for two days.
by Burque1621 July 6, 2018
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bustin crustaceans

you shoot shells out of a shotgun, and shells are crustaceans, so ur bustin crustaceans

also crustaceans are like bones, so if your bustin crustaceans, you might be breaking bones
yo dakilla, chirp these fools runnin up on are spot, im bout to start bustin crustaceans.
by ragz February 8, 2007
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crustaceanism

The belief in the existence of a Crab God in the after life, said afterlife contains no hell only five tiers of heaven.
Popular variants include different Crustacean idols but do not branch off main ideals, e.g Lobster God.
Sally may be a great person, but her disbelief in Crustaceanism limits her to 2nd Crab Heaven and below.
by Crab God February 26, 2019
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crustacean transportation

1. disseminating one's infection of crabs amongst a small group of people generally through participating in a Bacchanal orgy.

2. figuratively one who is involved in an overabundance of screwing and/or engaging one's member in that of a lower social caste.
Thomas: "I heard that Michael partook of the optional employee debauch last night."
Richard: " That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, he was the crustacean transportation."

"William, I don't mind you screwing around, but when it's with 7 other men at the same time, you're basically a crustacean transportation."
"Patrick, you need to understand that I want to be in that position."
"You might as well start barking because you are definitely sounding like a bitch."
by Danfield January 15, 2007
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Poo Crustation

the poo that hangs on to your bum while going poo.
Last night while I was going poo I had a poo crustation stick to my bum
by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005
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Cristalia

Cristalia's are fun-loving, and sweet when you're on their good side. Cristalias are very cute and exotic looking. They are cute and chubby- in a good way. They will eat almost anything making them nice and healthy. They are very smart and can learn very quickly.
You are being very Cristalia.
by PRINCESSMARIAH1 February 3, 2010
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