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Flaky Crustacea

I picked my nose and pulled out a right flaky crustacea
by Gizslutski May 18, 2017
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Shady Crustacey

a crab that steals food while you try to enjoy a peaceful day at the beach
"That shady crustacey just stole my ice cream cone!"
by A. Jo May 1, 2018
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Mister Crustacean Like

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by Notcrustacean January 15, 2024
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crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
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