crystabel

A wonderful amazing beautiful gem..she is rare to find and one of a kind.
She is very religious

She is lively and outgoing, but is very delicate..you might want to pick your words well when dealing with her
She just wants to be loved and she's all yours if you treat her with respect

Get you a Crystabel and you'll ever regret it...

Friend: "Wow,that girl is amazing!"
Me: "That's my Crystabel!"

by Orchidd December 30, 2017

Trustable

Someone you really think is very trustworthy

Another word for "Trustworthy"

Girl 1 My boyfriend is so trustable!

Girl 2 Totally

by Meghan34 March 27, 2010

crustacean rim

The act of stimulating a crabhole.

"Oh man, did you see SU Dave? Looks like he took a hard crustacean rimming. His crabhole didn't look good."

by Norm Coleman February 19, 2009

crustacea

1. a crusty ass person who low key lit on the inside, also known as christina

2. a crustacean fetish

1. omfg everybody run, it's crustacea!!
2. omg you like crustacea!?! you too willldddd

by ccspamsyaboi November 5, 2016

Crustache

A crusty little mustache that can't be grown full enough to be dubbed a full fledged mustache. Usually worn by teenagers or white trash Joe Dirt types that cant grow facial hair but wont take mother natures no for an answer.

Wow look at the crustache on that dirtball over there.

by Wordy wordington May 17, 2018

Crustle

The dried on patty of proteins left on the tip of a penis an hour or so after sexual activity. Often contains lint, hair, or whatever particles were adhered to it before fully drying. Often slightly painful and initially difficult to peel off. May come off more quickly when rehydrated with water.

“Oh man, I just peed on the wall ‘cuz this damn crustle is stuck on ma dick!”

by Cincoventry October 19, 2020

Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

by Not a lobster April 20, 2021