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Chrissy-crumbled

The process of all your bones being snapped simultaneously-layne
Eddie watched chrissy be chrissy-crumbled by vecna as he sung *chrissy wake up, I don't like this*
by Ayy layne July 20, 2022
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porn crumble

To cum into a garment and after it has hardened crumble it on to a partner while fornicating
Ejaculate into a garment & crumble it over your partner after it has hardened therefore creating a porn crumble
by Andy the porn crumbler November 16, 2013
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Vaginal Crumble

When your vagina feels dusty and you could easily pick it off
Jade: Uh oh i've got vaginal crumble

Susie: You better buy some vaginal crumble cream
by Cainsyboy123 September 17, 2016
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Devil's Crumble

Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.
Jim, did you shower before your date last night?

No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!
by Lorge Bogey March 18, 2020
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Bum Crumble

Where shit drys in your ass after its been improperly wiped and when you scratch your ass it falls out like dust and it gets all over the place.
you fuckin arse you left bum crumble all over th toilet seat.
by Eliott Johnson June 22, 2007
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poo crumbles

the shit left behind from lack of wipeage not well liked when trying to get the dupie from a female
Man, that bitch has poo crumbles don't get the dupie from her.
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cookie crumble

To strike a women in the vaginal area with either your hand or foot.
Jen: "If you sleep with my man again I swear I will give you a cookie crumble that you won't be able to recover."
by blakkkkkkeeeeee September 25, 2007
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