Croodle

Verb: To Cuddle up together.

Do you think one day we'll ever croodle?

Did that crazy so and so just ask me to croodle?

Watching a movie with an amazing croodle friend with a box of nacho's is the beez kneez.

He croodled her with all his affections and it was all that he wrote for me!

by IwasnttheNoodleItwasTheCroodle September 1, 2011

Coddletard

Someone who has been coddled by their parents to the point where the ability to function in society has been retarded.

I asked Jen to light the candles. She said "I don't know how to use a lighter". She was a real coddletard.

I asked Jen to put he candles on the guests tables. She replied, "I am too embarrassed to put the candles on the tables". Coddletard.

by JonnyComment September 8, 2013

Criddle

To accidentally tarnish oneself while making a statement which is intended to be either humorous or offensive to another

When I tried to make a joke about erectile dysfunction drugs, I criddled myself

by timmah5656565656 December 10, 2008

craddle robber

A man who has sex with a young girl who is underage.

R. Kelly is a craddle robber.

by suzanna moe October 18, 2006

criddler

Somebody trying to get into a scene they dont belong in.

Look at that criddler in his gap shirt and American Eagle jeans

by Taylor Bell September 14, 2005

e-coddle

To pamper someone using the Internet (i.e., via e-mail or instant messenger)

My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.

by Tom-ass November 23, 2006

coddletwat

A real piece of shit. Someone who has managed to become double as toolish as a normal fuckwad.

Jesus Christ, Ronald was such a coddletwat when he tried to steal my dog.

by Albert Raineer December 24, 2007