by Madie23478 September 09, 2018
A croc is a girl who is either ugly, gross, fat, trashy, slutty, or any combination of the previous.
No one respects Croc shoes because they are useless shoes.. Just like no one respects girls with any of the previously listed qualities.
A true croc is also a girl who is 'walked on'- just like the real shoe.
No one respects Croc shoes because they are useless shoes.. Just like no one respects girls with any of the previously listed qualities.
A true croc is also a girl who is 'walked on'- just like the real shoe.
Cody: Wow, look at that ugly girl funnelling vodka.
Nate: She's a total croc!
Cody: The only reason that 28 year old is dating that 16-year-old trailer trash slut is so he can get laid whenever he wants.
Nate: Not my croc, not my problem.
Nate: She's a total croc!
Cody: The only reason that 28 year old is dating that 16-year-old trailer trash slut is so he can get laid whenever he wants.
Nate: Not my croc, not my problem.
by paysaybay11 April 25, 2011
beautiful shoes. VERY COMFY. They have holes in them to eat snacks and save the snacks for later! Also to drink something then pour your drink in the holes and get a straw and drink it later!!!!! So convenient.
Girl: HEY I THINK I'M GOING TO GET SOME CROCS TODAY...
Girls Friend: omg WE SHOULD SO GET MATCHING PAIRS OF THOSE COMFY FOOD CARRYING SHOES
Girls Friend: omg WE SHOULD SO GET MATCHING PAIRS OF THOSE COMFY FOOD CARRYING SHOES
by ashley2424 November 11, 2012
CROC
similar to crap, fuck, shit, bollocks but more preppy mostly used by people who dont like to swear.
similar to crap, fuck, shit, bollocks but more preppy mostly used by people who dont like to swear.
pupil1#: soz i just spilt ma coke and fucked up ur homework!!!
pupil2#: oh croc i'll have to re-do it, it took me 4 hours you know you wank stain.
pupil2#: oh croc i'll have to re-do it, it took me 4 hours you know you wank stain.
by olivia b April 22, 2006
Croc- a name for an old lady that's hot.
Like a cougar but 60 and up are considered crocs.
Crocadile- supposedly around in te stone age. (old).
Like a cougar but 60 and up are considered crocs.
Crocadile- supposedly around in te stone age. (old).
by Bigcarri March 20, 2010
These totally awesome boating like shoes! They have the clog like structure like Birks yet the lightweight plastic necessary for being near the water! They come in many colors and sizes. Unique indeed yet amazing comfortable for one 29.99
by Suziequizie July 12, 2005
A bullshit 180 degree gay jumping headshot with a glock normally performed ejecting from a ladder, through a window, (You happen to be running behind a group of 5 teammates)missing all 5 tammates and although you are wearing kevalar, helmet, full HP all 3 shots from the burst hit you directly in the face. The odds of it happening:
1 out of 9999299199939991, but it still happends to you once every map. The performer is a classic n00bie, running while looking at the ground, getting lost in firefights, camping in the wrong direction. He has a score of 1-23 (thanks to you) and has only been playing for one week. He dosent know what the console is, or how to bind a key. Has no idea what PWN is, or even what it is used for. He has a spray that you have seen 3 other people use that day. After he kills you, he dies from his own idiocy because you told him 'kill' in console was a secret cheat to kill other players.
After he completes all this he says "n00bie I fr3aking 0wn3d j00!!!" unfortunalty his mother didnt give him enough attention as a child (he is 9 years old hasnt hit puberty yet) he has a small wiener, and he squeakes over the voicechat. You can't do anything about it but piss and moan like a jerk.
- then the admin banns you -
1 out of 9999299199939991, but it still happends to you once every map. The performer is a classic n00bie, running while looking at the ground, getting lost in firefights, camping in the wrong direction. He has a score of 1-23 (thanks to you) and has only been playing for one week. He dosent know what the console is, or how to bind a key. Has no idea what PWN is, or even what it is used for. He has a spray that you have seen 3 other people use that day. After he kills you, he dies from his own idiocy because you told him 'kill' in console was a secret cheat to kill other players.
After he completes all this he says "n00bie I fr3aking 0wn3d j00!!!" unfortunalty his mother didnt give him enough attention as a child (he is 9 years old hasnt hit puberty yet) he has a small wiener, and he squeakes over the voicechat. You can't do anything about it but piss and moan like a jerk.
- then the admin banns you -
Welcome to my world =
stupid glock. you can only do 88dmg with it. (one kill - 18hits) You would have better luck using the flashlight.
stupid glock. you can only do 88dmg with it. (one kill - 18hits) You would have better luck using the flashlight.
by Luigi (steam friends name - [Ci] Luigi) June 18, 2004