"What are you wearing?"
"Crocs."
"Crocs."
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Get the Crocs mug.The commercial version of the high fashion jail shoe. the all economy levels available knock off. The cellular fallout shoe of disaster. The cause of my everyday anxiety when I remember they exist. They cause some to have moments of flashbacks when they first remembered seeing people wear them. "What are those?" We all said. This is what they are. God showed me.
"I got the latest pixelated devolutionairy character button for our 2 year olds Crocs!"
"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."
"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."
"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."
"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."
by Psuedonet June 22, 2025
Get the Crocs mug.Having sexual intercourse while one or both partners are wearing crocs, not the fashionable ones, the classic crocs clogs. To be a champion of the crocs challenge the session must be to completion.
"Hey man, I totally finished the Crocs Challenge today!"
"Oh god bro, how the fuck were you even able to get it up?!"
"I had to picture her without the fucking crocs on... But it was worth it."
"You're then man!"
*epic bro five*
"Oh god bro, how the fuck were you even able to get it up?!"
"I had to picture her without the fucking crocs on... But it was worth it."
"You're then man!"
*epic bro five*
by BryNelson March 7, 2014
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brad then says “yooo dude you really putting your crocs on sport mode!”
brad then says “yooo dude you really putting your crocs on sport mode!”
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