critch

-to both "crap" (but not literally defacate) and bitch at the the same time
-to whine or complain justly to your friends about a crappy or otherwise disaggreeable situation in life.

I critched about my parents being gay and grounding me after I knocked the legs off my couch to my friends.

by RealMan88 October 17, 2006

Clitchy

Abbreviation for when a women's clitorious is suffering from irritation

Hey babe can you fix my clitchy

by Santa Clauds May 3, 2016

critch bitches

A mean term people and upper class men use to describe a awesome group of very close friends. They do not HU with the critch gang and are very nice

Yo stop calling these nice group of people critch bitches because they’re not

Fuck off jerk

by Demi Lovato October 16, 2017

crotchy

a crotchy is when your penis gets stuck to your nuts and you have to maneuver it around to free it; also known as a wedgie in your crotch area.

Dude1:Dude i freakin have a crotchy!!!
Dude2:So go behind that bush and pick it...
Dude1:Good idea

by XxGofigurexX November 12, 2007

Crotchy toke

Ben and kims word! (c)
when your stoned it just means stuff!!!
it means everything!

your such a crotchy toke!

by Ben February 21, 2004

Clitchy

Feeling bitchy due to lack of sex

I really need to get laid as I'm starting to feel clitchy.

by Freak273 August 29, 2018

critch

when you accidentally touch knees

critch can also be a game played by 3 or more people it is like tag but you have to touch knees to tag and scream CRITCH

"Hey man watch your knee you just f*cking critched me!!"

"CRITCH" Jennifer Lawrence screamed as she thrust her knee upon Chris Pratt's

by hydrathedragon May 23, 2019