Crotchity

The likeness of being a crotch.

"He's feeling a bit crotchity..."
*Sigh*

by Hagate November 18, 2011

Crutchet

A person who is both ratchet and crunk

Woah man, that chick was super Crutchet Yesterday!
Yea, I saw the hoe in the bra and underwear blacked out on the floor.

by yoloma October 15, 2013

Cratchet

a combination of crusty and ratchet

Bryce: Did you see Alexis's hair today?
Abbey: Yeah, it's so Cratchet !

by Brycer817 December 16, 2015

Critchy

A crotch itch

"I'd like to go out with you, but I have a bad case of the critchies."

"Hey, why are wiggling like that"
"I've got a mad critchy"

"I've got a critch I'd like you to scratch."

by Ladylucyy April 19, 2019

critched

Similar to crooked.meening not straight, or to be slightly bent.

The Christmas tree is still Critched,we need to straighten it up. Or, That man is Critched as hell.

by Tommy Jon December 24, 2019

cratchet hoe

A white girl that dates black guys.... A play on words of the terms coal burner and ratchet, since Bob Cratchet from Christmas Carol burned coal to stay warm

Q-Did you see Courtney kicking it with Tyrone earlier.
A- Yeah, she's a known cratchet hoe

by Joseph Mamah May 21, 2020

critcher

a bus

That critcher must'a been goin 1,000 miles an hour in the front row

by VENTILATORTOVICTORY November 30, 2020