Partner in crime

A best friend, a confidant, a secret lover. Someone who knows you better than you know yourself. Someone who has your back no matter what. Someone who knows what you are thinking before you do. Someone who won't change you and loves you for who you are. Someone you feel connected to and comfortable with makes you feel appreciated and loved. Someone who knows it’s ok to send that selfie, sext or nude. Someone who you love to message and messages you but never deletes an unread message.

My partner in crime just gave me the best birthday BJ

by Piclover69 May 8, 2021

war crime

A term describing the smell of a restroom after sickness, or the air after flatulence occurs.

That was a real war crime. We're never going to Coldstone and Arby's in the same night again.

by poe March 12, 2012

War crime against humanity

A crime so horrible that not only is it a war crime, but also a crime against humanity.

"No, I have not committed any war crime against humanity"
- Obama probably

by Waluigi 2 July 13, 2020

organized crime

Wow... the first definition for organized crime? anyway, it's the mafia, not that crips/bloods bullshit.

But organized crime might run deeper than the mafia.

by Adrian July 5, 2006

Crime Scene Sex

Sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, leaving the bed and sheets looking like a crime scene.

"Hey, sexy mama, pull out 'dat tampon. We's gunna have some crime scene sex!!"

by Johnnie G. November 21, 2003

Clown Prince Of Crime

the best villian of all-time, the joker.

the joker often refers to himself has the clown prince of crime

by agentofchaos November 2, 2008

Crimpet

A amount of marijuana that usually weighs under one gram

person 1:you got enough left to roll a joint?

Person2: no, all i have left is a little crimpet.

by StkdwithMeatnCheez December 21, 2008