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credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.
Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!
by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010
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Credit Card Swipe

The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.
Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"
by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008
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Credit Card Swipe

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!
by Fridgemusa February 21, 2006
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Credit Card Ass

When a person's pants are up their butt making a perfect slide for a credit card.
by KAMAH April 21, 2008
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credit card it

what you yell when you vigerously swipe the side of your hand between someones cleavage, butcrack, crotch crack, or any other crack on the body... like swiping a credit card.
david ran up to alice and yelled "CREDIT CARD IT!!" while credit carding her tits.
by mobey dick March 15, 2008
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Credit Card terrorism

Credit card terrorism is a condition that is inflected upon the American consumer by various banking institutions in the following fashion.
Credit Card Terrorism

1. Call centers in third world countries, that really have no authority to solve any of the problems that may arise for American customers, this tactic gives the credit card company’s the buffer, to place the blame else where, and continue there theft from the American consumers.

2. Speaking to accounts managers who think there the last word in trying to resolve a problem with credit card accounts. (Everyone has a boss).

3. Requesting a copy of your credit card agreement only to be told by the accounts manager that there is no way that it can be provided a second time.( Legal document).

4. Having a disagreement with the credit card company, only to have your card limit decreased to an amount to which could put you in default or over your limit. (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) ?

5. Loan shark interest rates, for people that do have good credit scores, and are meeting there obligations.

6. Being able to change interest rates at a whim.
by J. Martin 1 September 18, 2009
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credit card roulette

A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.
We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.
by Awesomes007 July 22, 2008
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