Stealth Creampie

Secretly cumming inside the girl without asking

My ex girlfriend is still pissed about that Stealth Creampie i gave her a while ago.

by Eric M. July 20, 2008

Creampie Soufflé

A creampie soufflé is only possible in the aftermath of a regular creampie, and is achieved (very rarely) when the recipient vagina queefs and is lucky or skilled enough to blow a cum-bubble full of her twat fumes.

Since my girlfriend is on birth control I gave her a nice creampie, and by the will of the gods, she was able to bake a creampie soufflé when she was queefing the cum out. I was so amazed I took out my phone to take a pic, but it burst just before I took it, causing my phone to be splattered with my own jizz.

by THE COON August 28, 2012

strawberry creampie

A mixture of semen and menstrual blood, pinkish in color, that oozes or is expelled from the vagina and accumulates in the vaginal vestibule and upon the labia after a male has ejaculated directly into a menstruating woman's vagina.

Jack came inside Jen's cunt after fucking her bareback while she was on the rag, resulting in a strawberry creampie that Jack promptly ate to earn his redwings.

by Diane W. June 17, 2008

creampie

A pie filled with cream.

Man 1: "I ate a creampie today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Man 2: "Yeah. And it doesn't sound healthy either."
Man 1: "I know. I mean just dairy fat and crust. Next time I'll get a cupcake."

by udusers1 October 29, 2014

raspberry creampie

Ejaculating inside a vagina while the vagina-holder is menstruating

"Yeah it was her time of the month, but I love a good raspberry creampie"

by BarbaraJReadytoPlay August 5, 2018

Chesapeake Creampie

When you blow your load in a chic and as it oozes out, you catch it in your hand, sprinkle some old bay on top and make her taste it.

Hey Eric, what’s a good way I can show this Russian chic around Maryland when she gets here?

Fuck showing her shit, just give her a Chesapeake Creampie!

by CervixPounder5000 December 20, 2018

Boston Creaming

When you buy a Boston Cream donut from Tim Hortons, warm it up in your microwave and stick your dick in that warm, creamy goodness.

Me and the boys went ice fishing eh and our balls almost froze off eh, so we went Boston Creaming.

by Klaxo January 28, 2021