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Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)
by Not Zane September 21, 2004
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break your crayons

Trying to ruin your day or moment by doing something childish, petty or immature - like some did in kindergarden.
Similar but to "bust your chops", "break your balls", etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.
"My neighbor is a ballbuster. He purposely ran his dog through my flowers because I wouldn't lend him my lawnmower."
"Don't worry he's just trying to break your crayons."
by bebopnjazz April 29, 2007
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crayonflux

the best poster to ever bless the internet, has a huge fanbase and followers. The god of twitter and formspring as well as rapmusic.com's godfather. Been schoolin niggas since 06
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by LakeOfFire May 24, 2010
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Poop Crayon

Poop Crayon - (Noun)
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.
"Sorry I'm late, I had a poop crayon and couldn't get my butt clean!"
by idontknowmuch March 9, 2017
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rebuilt crayon

1. Any online gamer on xbox live that whines and complains every time he is killed by an opposing player, it does not matter if the way he died was legit or not, either way he will cry about how much of a noob you are or how lucky you are that your the host with good connection. This gamer will always tell you that you are trash even though his kill to death ratio is 35 kills with 28 deaths. If you are able to counter all of these points he tries to bring up he will then tell you how another game is way better then the one you just owned him in because he knows he cannot beat you in the one you are playing.

2. a crayon that is rebuilt from scratch
whining xbox live kid - DUDE, your so lucky your host or you would have never killed me!

billy - dude, your host, what are you talking about i killed you fair and square.

whining xbox live kid (after being killed a second time) - OMG, ARE YOU SERIOUS? your such a noob, dude your trash bro, i'll smoke you any day!

billy - calm down dude you want to 1v1 me?

whining xbox live kid - no bro im going to go play my $20 game i got from the clearance section at gamestop because it's so much better then this noobish game, get muted fag, later!

billy - wow dude stop acting like a rebuilt crayon!
by el rey infared December 19, 2010
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Blue crayon

A blue crayon is a part of a pack of red and purple, they always stick together 💜💙❤️ A blue crayon is smart and beautiful 💖
O my gosh that girl is such a blue crayon
by Nomi March 27, 2017
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crayon crew

Basically just a term for insulting, means the person you are insulting is retarded or just slow.
"Look, here comes the crayon crew!"
by Steven May 13, 2005
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