crapastic

A negative term made by a combination of crappy and fantastic (with fantastic in this case meaning extreme.)

I got stuck with a crapastic accompanist for that audition.

by Leslie Knowles June 15, 2008

craptastic

Craptastic is a cross between crappy and fantastic. Craptastic can be used to describe an event so crappy on a large scale, that you just sit back and watch it in all its crappy glory. For instance, your buddy puts his car in the ditch the first day he has it.

Eric: Dude, can you give me a hand?
Corey: With what?
Eric: I kinda put my car in a ditch...
Corey: Where are you at, I'll be there in a few minutes...
--->5 minutes later
Corey: Dude... this is definately a craptastic moment for ya.. Especially cuz I dont have a tow rope!

by Teh Phantom240 December 10, 2008

craptanic

combination of Crap and Titanic. Similar in nature to "Hindentanic" meaning that something is so obviously flawed that it will fail on the first use. Coined in this connotation by me shortly after the movie Titanic came out, and has been in use ever since.

That craptanic went down HARD! (said of mousercatbot's first match in battlebots)

by Josh McG January 20, 2007

Crapatite

Much like the word "apatite" is the willingness of someone to put food inside of them, "crapatite" is the willingness of one to get food out of them.

Dude, a cockroach crawled across my ass while I was dropping the kids off at the pool and I totally lost my crapatite.

by Andrew X. Hunter November 13, 2009

craptasticalrific

Something that is poinless, boring, worse than what was expected, a waste of time, and/or is awesomely bad. It is a mixture of the word "craptastical" and "horrific". This is usually accompanied by a sarcastic sunny disposition and sometimes two thumbs up.

Peyton:Dude, that movie was lame as balls
Megan: totally-like yea, it was craptasticalrific!!! :D lame dumb wack

by Skye-Skye September 10, 2010

Craptastic

when something is so crap, it's fantastic

Don't you like my drawing? It's craptastic

by Revvy12 March 2, 2011

Cranatical

I must first say, I am startled that this vital word has not already been defined. But, as it has not been, I feel it is my duty to do the deed. Put simply, cranatical is a mixture between crazy and fanatical. In truth, however, cranatical has a far more complex definition. Its utterance is to be taken seriously, though not without a dash of lighthearted humor--true to the AmerEnglish tradition, cranatical is a hybrid of two words, the lovechild of insanity and exuberance, ecstasy and madness, rhapsody and hysteria. Cranatical should not be used too often, due to its intensity, but when used, it should be shouted, screamed, yelled, and expelled from its speaker's mouth with fervor and ferocity.

Example One:

Upon finding himself chock-full of some kind of unbridled enthusiasm (drug induced, one might infer), T-Bone vociferated:

"Shit is cranatical!" Referring to his evening--and experience--thus far.


Example Two:

Upon arriving at a rather boisterous festivity, Shaquifa said to her male counterpart, Dutch:

"Damn boy, this party's fuckin craNATICAL"

(Note how Shaquifa chose to stress the latter segment of the word--this is commonly done to further emphasize its meaning)


These are merely two of countless instances where cranatical is an appropriate word choice. Given its versatility, I urge you now, reader, go now out unto the ripe Earth and speak this prodigious word with pride.

by l.n.r. February 17, 2009