A crapenis is a crappy penis, as described by another person after starting to hook up. This can mean it is too small, to skinny, too stinky, etc for the person to want to continue hooking up. It usually means the end of the hookup, unless the person hooking up with the crapenis in intoxicated or just really needs some D.
Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!
by ShizzleMyWhizzle August 18, 2019
Get the crapenis mug.n. synonymous with "poopsack" which literally translates as the fabric suspended underneath the backside of a horse or donkey leading a carriage, preventing excrement from desecrating the public streets.
Alternatively used as an expression of disbelief, disappointment (usually in the plural form), or as an adjective to describe one's behavior.
Word and use originated in Issaquah, WA in 1999.
Alternatively used as an expression of disbelief, disappointment (usually in the plural form), or as an adjective to describe one's behavior.
Word and use originated in Issaquah, WA in 1999.
n. : that horse is wearing a crapsack
As an expression:
Holy crapsacks! That's the coolest thing ever!
What?! The concert is cancelled?! Crapsacks!!!
My teacher was being a total crapsack today!
As an expression:
Holy crapsacks! That's the coolest thing ever!
What?! The concert is cancelled?! Crapsacks!!!
My teacher was being a total crapsack today!
by Rachel Woodhouse November 29, 2006
Get the crapsack mug.An anagram created from the word carpet refering mostly to tufted broadloom that is installed wall-to-wall. Contrived by the installation trade to describe the many inherent and various problems (eg shading, crush, wrinkling, delamination, etc.) associated with the final product due to mass production at the mill level of what basically turns out to be very expensive crap.
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Get the chapess mug.It is an annual Festival of local music, entertainment and talent by local people, which is held at Crapstone, Devon, England.
We had a wicked time at Crapfest Crapstone Festival this year and cant wait to go again next year!!!
by Crapfest's No.1 Fan September 15, 2010
Get the Crapfest mug.The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
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Get the shitty ass craps mug.Johnny kept acting like a craper; the watermellon rhine off Jimmy's ear was the final straw. Jimmy administered an ass beating.
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