Crapacity

The volume of human waste matter a portable toilet, or series of toilets in a venue, can take.

Dude, don't go into that one, it's reached it's crapacity

by Pussy Metal February 18, 2020

Al Crapino

A guy who looks like a broke version of Al Pacino and is very rude to people like Tony Montana from Scarface, or someone who's just difficult to deal with.

A very angry man who sounds drowsy and loud comes into a doctor's office and he's wearing a white suit jacket and dress shoes and has a cane, and speaks very rudely when demanding attention. Everyone gets annoyed with him.
Man: "HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN, MY DOCTOR IS SOANDSO, I NEED THIS MEDICATION RIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND EENGLISH?!"
People at desk: *stare at him annoyed*: "Go back to the nurse's station."
They then start talking: "Wow he looks like a broke version of Al Pacino."
One of them responds as he leaves: " More like Al Crapino."
*Another person acting like a douche bag*
Frustrated person: "STOP BEING AN AL CRAPINO!"

by Merkalos May 8, 2013

Louis capalino method

When you jack off in class with a pair of tweezers. Or just jacking off anywhere with tweezers, either one because your penis is that small your hands would break it off.

Yo he just used the Louis capalino method during our math teacher's lesson. Wow, small penis I guess.

by Randle Buddernubs June 4, 2016

crapacious

the act of being "crappy"; low-quality; disappointing

The movie "The Hulk" was beyond crapacious.

by Cookie August 23, 2003

Flux capacitor

combination of Red Bull and Jager. also known as a Jager-bomb. the combination of these drinks makes Time Travel (blacking out) possible.

Bartender give me a Flux capacitor (no bartender knows this name for a drink.....yet)

by djmx21 March 29, 2008

Crapachino

When you have your morning coffee while taking a morning shit on the toilet.

"Every morning like clockwork, Noel goes into the restroom stall to have a crapachino"

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 9, 2021

crapuchino

1) an urgent bowel movement following one too many supersize coffees
2) a foaming stool produced by someone who is intolerant of dairy produce, following the consumption of a milky drink

1) "Man, I gotta take a crapuchino break"
2) "I'm lactose intolerant, I should lay off the lattes or I'll have a crapuchino later"

by Joby Blue Ray January 3, 2010