crank 

A powder form of meth, that that people snort. it then creates a chemical reaction in the brain and causes a person to get high.
Crank can cause severe mental and physical disabilities.
Crank is a yellowish white color.
Its can also be smoked through a pipe. Smokeing Crank is the hardest on your body and mind.

" yo biotch pass me a line of that there crank woman. Did i studder, p-p-passs me a line biotch!"

"Hey man, pass me that bowl of crank."

"woah maan, i think this chicks been crankin, you tear the panties and ill hold the legs!"

crank by Ross15 June 11, 2006

crank 

The present form of the past tense Crunk. Use Crank while refering to a moment when you were Crunk.

Crank today, crunk tomorrow.

I was so crunk last night, I am so crank right now.

crank by Halbe September 23, 2007

Crank 

A crappy prank.
Usually used when someone makes a crappy phone call.

-Who was that on the phone?
--Oh just another crank call
-Oh not that good?

Crank by Zach Castanon January 2, 2009

Crank 

The act of crying whilst masturbating. Often performed by self loathing emos whilst slashing their wrists.

Jack found life to be so dire, he couldn't help but have a crank.

Crank by Jayisfap April 13, 2010

Crank 

Someone who is characterless, someone who is a drag,

"Come on have another drink, stop being such a crank!"

Crank by Dan O'Callaghan January 2, 2008

Crank 

1. Penis.
2. To have a wank in the style of someone attempting to start a vintage car.
3. A bathroom multitasking exercise. A shit and a wank performed simultaneously by someone with an extremely busy schedule.
4. To cry and wank at the same time.

1. After she kicked David in the balls his crank didn't work for 6 days.
2. I was so busy I had to perform a crank.
3. I was so busy a crank was the only option.
4. Dude 1: "Yeah, Adam was so in love with her he has a crank."
Dude 2: "NO FUCKING WAY! That's bad bro."

Crank by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009

Crank 

another way to say handjob

That ho gives out cranks like it's christmas and she santa clause.

Crank by bojanglesss October 19, 2010