A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.
Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
by PapaMoose February 14, 2012
Get the biting the crabby pattymug. Ginger loving short stack who wants to be in IT but instead slaves away (9 - 4) in accounts payable.
by john sayers December 17, 2003
Get the Crabby Wee Manmug. A rare condition that originated in the North of England where peoples lips form the shape and attitude of a common crab.
Sideways talking is usually a result.
It's only cure is to dip your face in boiling water.
Sideways talking is usually a result.
It's only cure is to dip your face in boiling water.
by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009
Get the Crabby lipsmug. when a guy does the crab walk while a girl is giving him a lap dance while he pinches her nipples and cries like a baby and ask for milk
by punanipincher January 1, 2022
Get the Crabby flankmug. (trigger warning) This word means negative, insolent, and or stubborn. The specific sounds and variables that work together to say this specific word can be triggering for some, especially when used to insult. Using this word can be heartbreaking and even panic attack inducing when targeting just the right person.
you're crabby today
by cahneera March 10, 2023
Get the crabbymug. 
A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.
by Patty parker April 19, 2021
Get the Crabby pattymug.