Reverse Cowpat

Reverse cowpat is when your girl is riding you reverse cowgirl and does a liquid poo on your chest and it hardens before you finish.

Tillie was riding Chris in the meadow. Chris was blindfolded and didn’t even realise Tillie had laid a reverse cowpat on his chest.

by landohardski August 19, 2021

cowpoke

(verb) The act of (typically homosexual) cowboy-on-cowboy sexual intercourse.

PERSON 1: "You'd think that the North Dakota State University 'Saddle and Sirloin Club' would be accustomed to cowpoking."

PERSON 2: "Yeah, I'm sure that all their members have engaged in a little cowpoke at one time or another."

by RK6 March 28, 2008

cowplatnerhosen

a word to express any infinitely extreme insult or compliment, can be considered an act of sacrilige in many forieng dualitys in witch almost indefintely the punishment is death by listining to tokio hotel.

"kaitlyn your looking very cowplatnerhosen today=respone, oh my god! i want you in me now!!!!" or "kaitlyn stop being such a fucking cowplatnerhosen=response,(she grabs a knife and guts him, then kills herself)"

by GaRrI€ December 28, 2008

Cowper

when yours best mate makes moves on your girlfriend behind your back

I just did a cowper

im a cowper

by Trevor "Wanker" Cowper April 5, 2009

cowpoke

having everyone want to get with you
cause your so fine

damnnn that girls so cowpoke

by KKRISTEN December 24, 2008

Cowpuncher

Some body or a group of people who go around to farms and punchers cows in the face!!!

"Cowpuncher sounds like a good idea tonight we have nothing else to do."

by macdaddyc September 2, 2009

cowperthwaite; "cowps" (abbv)

sad bastard that lives in the gym alsoplays for barrow FC

ohmy god you are so cowpsed

by frufru January 22, 2004