COVID-19

A bad lil bitch that needs a good spanking and punishment to listen to daddy

Get over here COVID-19 or I’ll beat yo ass real good

by Rockurmom33 December 25, 2021

COVID 19

covid-19 Gonna make everyone go insane because we can't leave the house and were out of toilet paper.

Me:Imma make COVID 19 my new crush

Side character #1: why THO
Me again: so I can't get it

Everyone:😐
Me:🙂

by sortascary11d7 March 23, 2020

COVID-19

A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.

Whoever started COVID-19 should be fucking raped to death with a stop sign! :)

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Covid 19

apparently the virus which has been affecting the watch for the past year. Although, we all know that it is FAKE!!!! the government made it up as a punishment for me when i divorced my wife, Sharon.
I need to get the word out. i need to tell the truth...

Charlie: Covid 19 is a dick
Tom: BRUH!!! How dumb are you?!?! Covid 19 isn’t real! Get with the times!!!

by Mike_Oxlong101 November 12, 2020

COVID-19

COVID-19 is this damn virus that makes people buy toilet paper and stay inside and wear masks and stay in online school
and suffer and be lonely and cough and die and is just all around a bad thing

dude 1: Man I hate COVID-19, we get stuck inside
dude 2: Me too bro it sucks

by okamipad November 27, 2020

COVID-19

a pain in the ass

COVID-19: hi guys, my job is to kill you

by guy who likes to go camping June 3, 2022

COVID-19

The disease that will probably make the summer of 2020 miserable.

"Can I come over?"
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."

by CBinion91 April 7, 2020