Covert covid

Any black ops mission to eliminate the enemy coronavirus. Trained environmental service workers using hand to hand hygiene combat, high touch surface assaults, air to ground disinfectant missiles, and sanitizing drone strikes.
Our supervisor led us on a covert covid mission in 2020. We single handedly ripped the crown off that virus
by Unfiltered Coffey April 11, 2020
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covert coitus

the act of sexual intercourse that is planned to be disavowed
My cheating husband had covert coitus when he was out of town on business. That means he had sex with a hooker.
by effingjoey December 20, 2009
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Host Covert

Another way of asking someone to commit ritual suicide with you
Bob: Jake... Please host Covert.

Jake: Fine then, *slits his throat*
by bigman2323 April 29, 2023
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Covert

A being who can be mistaken for a pig due to their aroma.
by LolURBANLOL June 12, 2021
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jon david covert

Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...
Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.
by definerlolz November 24, 2013
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Covert harassment

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.
Gangstalking is covert harassment by the CIA and FBI and their flying monkeys (partnerships in crime).
by TI Satan June 27, 2023
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covert hardass

someone you met and didn’t think anything of or misjudged their character and once you get to know them you realize how stern and genuine they are who have stern standards of respect and manners from others. Covert hardass because they are not loud about it, or mean nor are they easy to truly impress but to be their friend, is an honor. Someone that deep- as your friend will be as loyal as an old dog. They are very serious sensitive people.
Hey did you meet bob? He’s a new worker

Yeah he has really good manners and respect and very nice, I’m friends with him are you?

No. I don’t think he likes me or wants to be my friend. I treated him like shit in the past and I can tell he is too serious to get over it. Talking with him feels like I should know better dealing with people, he is really a covert hardass, does not care if I am his friend because he knows I am a dick. Why would he be? Gotta respect that.
by Lelrlrlrl May 03, 2024
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