Chocolate-covered Pretzel

Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.

Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!

(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)

Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?

(They shake hands, mission accomplished)

by n3ptun0x May 30, 2006

Covered

Used as an acknowledgment, such as ok and cool.

Person 1: So we're going to see porn right?
Person 2: Covered

by Bishop Nelson March 28, 2005

covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)

Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans

by Marty October 23, 2003

covered

Done while wearing a condom.

She gave him a covered blowjob.

by Captain Steve August 2, 2007

covered wagon

When your in the bed with a loved one. Let out the most potent fart....bad enough to currdle milk then hurry and pulled the covers over your loves head. Forcing her to smell the rankness.

How about a covered wagon after the nights sex babe?

by muffkateer September 21, 2006

got me covered

Indication that the speaker has been placed in a bad or precarious situation.

You mean we gotta turn around and drive fifty miles back to your house because you forgot your medication? Man, you got me covered.

by mkstyles November 9, 2006

covered in minge

You are said to be "covered in minge" when sat between two girls or women.

-Andrew Cross

He's sat between Sandra and Sue...

Yeah just look at him, he's covered in minge.

by poulter7 July 29, 2006