Cotton Boner

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.

"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."

by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012

cotton mouth

Cotton mouth is not only a very dry mouth from smoking pot, but involves having small bits of mucus and spit, lining mainly the roof of your mouth feeling like cotton when you rub your tounge against it.

"Man I got chronic cotton mouth at the moment."

by Diego August 17, 2003

blowing cotton

To insufflate/rail/snort oxycontin.

I've been blowing cotton all day.

by tylerdurden89 July 12, 2009

Cotton Chap

Similar to cotton mouth , where the mouth gets dry from being stoned, cotton chap effects the lips, leaving them dry because of being too stoned.

"I'm so baked, my lips are dry as a desert man. I got cotton chap bad."

by Lincolnipples February 17, 2018

Ripping Cotton

Vaping. Specifically, taking a deep pull off of your rig and spewing out massive amounts of smoke.

Did you see Bruce Willis ripping cotton on the red carpet? Dude looked so badass with those HUGE clouds rolling .

by J-Spot October 1, 2016

touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by lauren April 25, 2004

Cotton Chops

Extreme dry mouth that follows smoking marijuana.

"That blunt just gave me the worst cotton chops I have had in a while, we need to get some water"

by old man withers August 18, 2006