A tuner's dream, can handle supercharger turbo body kits aftermarket exhaust etc. But still comes out of the box with more horsepower than any rice burner and actually doesn't fuking break after second turn over. Hands down the fastest pussy wagons ever.
by Sebastian B. July 08, 2004
An over-rated sports car for insecure men who lack other qualities, and need a fancy car to get the girl, despite the reason a car's only purpose is to get from point a to point b.
Guy: Hey sexy, wanna hop in my corvette and I'll show you a good time?
Girl: Oh, sure! Even though you're old, the cavemen on geico put your face to shame, and you only have a 2 inch penis, sure! :)
Girl: Oh, sure! Even though you're old, the cavemen on geico put your face to shame, and you only have a 2 inch penis, sure! :)
by Jacob Doe October 13, 2007
by CHAOS HIMSELF June 23, 2009
A car designed to be a slow moving shit bucket that couldn't beat half the 4-dr cars on the road in the 50's,much less any real hot-rod.Later the engineers of the original shit bucket were taken out and shot,replaced with some more whores of satan who set out to create a 200 mph plastic penis prosthesis for old men and closet gay republicans "out cruising" for boys being pimped by NASCAR watching redneck stepdads who like to be called things like "Skeeter".Usually these pathetic excuses will waive the standard "son rammin fee" simply because the guy waving a few bucks at his trailer is in a Z06. He will exclaim at this point "OMGMAWMA!",as he jumps up his bean bag chair,throwing his mother/sister off his lap,"IT'S AFUCKINZ06!IT'S LIKE THE BUDWIESER OF CARS!I MIGHT BLOW THIS GUY MYSELF!".These old crones stood around at the golf course with the engineering team that made the neo-gen vettes, laughing about how much they have saved on their monthly child prostitution bills, the engineers decided that this was simply not enough. They could rebuild it, they could make it even worse!So they opened up an injection molding factory,got every single axle that the dana corporation was throwing out or using as shred stock for beer cans, they came up with a computer controlled fire hazard that barely moved and STILL can't beat my 41 chevy pickup that I built in my DRIVEWAY,and this is what you are now driving, shoulda dropped that 80g's on the ground and shit on it.
Every old slow driving, empty headed, old ass corvette owner that seems to gravitate toward Daytona Beach FL.
by 41roadstervetKILL October 27, 2010
A popular V-8 sports car that will dominate most Japanese cars. By the way, Skylines cost so much because of importing them to the US. They're actual price is about 20-30 thousand.
by dude June 17, 2004
Corvettes are actually good value for money, such as the Z06, but are not as easily modified as many of the imports. Unfortunately, the technology used in Corvettes is very old. The Corvette still runs on the GM Y-Body chassis, which has been used since the Vietnam war on less sporty models (Think Sedan). Leaf springs are STILL as the rear suspension. The only way Corvettes can get more power is to make the engine bigger. Even so, the giant 5.7L engine only produces 400HP for its size. Compare that with the Honda S2000's F20C which produces 250HP with only 2L. Even the Toyota 2JZ-GTE produces 320HP with 3L.
Yes, the Z06 does have 505HP, but the engine got even bigger, 7.0L to be exact.
Value for money? Yes, but it really isnt that good of a car. Straight line abilities are good, but the entire world is never going to be a complete straight. Turning abilities are needed for competitions, something Corvettes don't have. Top speed? Good, but what are the chances of someone in a vette flying down a highway at 150+ MPH?
Yes, the Z06 does have 505HP, but the engine got even bigger, 7.0L to be exact.
Value for money? Yes, but it really isnt that good of a car. Straight line abilities are good, but the entire world is never going to be a complete straight. Turning abilities are needed for competitions, something Corvettes don't have. Top speed? Good, but what are the chances of someone in a vette flying down a highway at 150+ MPH?
Corvette Z06 owner: Yeah, I have 505HP.
Honda NSX owner: How big is your engine?
Corvette Z06 owner: Seven liters. My car lapped the 'ring at 7:42.9.
Skyline GT-R owner: Its too bad that mine did it in 7:35 with only 473HP.
Honda NSX owner: How big is your engine?
Corvette Z06 owner: Seven liters. My car lapped the 'ring at 7:42.9.
Skyline GT-R owner: Its too bad that mine did it in 7:35 with only 473HP.
by VirusHouse November 06, 2007
by svtcobra1 September 19, 2007