A coronaphoner is a very modern phenomenon triggered by the heinous virus. An interview by a journalist conducted from afar is termed a "phoner". An interview conducted from any distance, but now via cell phone to maintain social distance, is a coronaphoner.
I needed to interview the police chief, so we did a coronaphoner while I sat in the parking lot outside her office.
by ElCommissioner March 30, 2020
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Yeah it'd suck to go to the hospital because of coronation.
Yeah it'd suck to go to the hospital because of coronation.
by misterblaster September 11, 2020
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the act of putting bamboo in your bumhole and screaming the koala mating call and waiting till they jizz in the bamboo. You then proceed to eat the milky bamboo.
by poengus April 23, 2020
Get the Tasmanian coronation mug.The knock off homemade Moonshine-ish Coronavirus (COVID-19) antiseptic sold on the black market in real Purell containers by those willing to anything to make a buck at onset of the Coronavirus pandemic. In most cases it’s usually made of ingredients such as EverClear, Vodka, or Gin combined with Aloe Vera. Making as much as $500 for 750mL per bottle at underground Speakeasies and PTA meetings.
1.) Barbara and the younginns are slagging this Coronashine Purell I’m brewing behind the trailer in that rusty shed at the school playground. And it is selling better than Girl Scout Cookies in the Spring or shanks and other contraband in a US Federal Maximum Security prison.
2.) Yo, Bro! They’re selling that Coronashine Purell beging the weed dispensary.
2.) Yo, Bro! They’re selling that Coronashine Purell beging the weed dispensary.
by Rezo March 11, 2020
Get the Coronashine Purell mug.Someone who attempts to conquer the uncertainty of the Coronavirus by hoarding common household goods, such as toilet paper.
Wow I’m really freaked out about this whole Coronavirus thing....
Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!
That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!
Yeah I was, but then I bought a roomful of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and bleach, so I feel much better now!
That’s not cool, you freakin’ Coronahoarder!
by builtforspeed March 15, 2020
Get the Coronahoarder mug.“Hey jim how have you been man? Haven’t heard from you in a while
“Oh pretty good, just got back from coronatown”
“Oh pretty good, just got back from coronatown”
by Thrustmaster20 March 21, 2020
Get the Coronatown mug.1. noun Someone goes crazy and obsessive about toilet paper.
2. verb When a person loses his mind due to imaginary shortage toilet paper.
2. verb When a person loses his mind due to imaginary shortage toilet paper.
by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020
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