cornflake single 

A song one has not played in a long time that is even better than one remembers. As used by BBC6 presenter Steve Lamacq on his programme on 29 February 2008.

Cream's "Strange Brew" is a cornflake single.

cornflake single by R.C.W. February 29, 2008

coonflakes 

like woggabix , cornflakes for black people

john: what you having for breakfast today then?
martin luether king: i'm having coonflakes today.

coonflakes by crazy_gigantor January 12, 2008

cornflake blast 

A bowel movement that resembles dumping a large portion of cornflake type cereal into the toilet.

After drinking all night and eating Taco Bell, Ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.

cornflake blast by Ernie November 25, 2003

Cornflaking 

When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.

In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.

I'ma cornflake you! Close your eye and open your mouth.

Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!

Cornflaking by Dangen December 30, 2008

cornflake conservative 

Conservative, usually from the midwest, who has no taste whatsoever for the exotic and clings to tradition like a dog to a bone.

The cornflake conservative beat his wife when he learnt that she bought fruit loops.

cornflake conservative by voteswinger February 28, 2005

Cornflake 

Cornflake (n) : a Conservative that postures as crunchy and delicious, but becomes a soggy mess when immersed in reality.

My cornflake cousin that won't stop posting MAGA memes just flushed his razor blade while screeching like a pterodactyl.

Cornflake by Doyu January 18, 2019

pornflakes 

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.

when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.

pornflakes by chrispyq March 8, 2013